#1
All of my friends want to go see Weezer tonight. I would love to do so as well. However, I have work. I can't decide if I should call in or not. I just got hired at a new job anyways, so I don't think it would be a huge deal, but I would feel bad. Do you think it would be a good idea to call in and go to Weezer? I'm in a moral dilemma here. If you do think I should call in to work, what do you think I should tell them?
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#2
I would have planned ahead if I were you, but if seeing Weezer means a lot to you, then call in say you are running a fever.
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#3
Tell them you are in the midst of a moral dilemma.
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#4
Just say you're ill
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#5
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Tell them you are in the midst of a moral dilemma.


No. I'll tell your boss you are in the midst of a choral dilemma.

<_<
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#8
Arbeit macht frei! (don't ban me for that, it's just a sentence in German...)

Seriously, it depends on how your boss treats this kind of stuff. My boss doesn't like it very much when I'm late or don't show up at all, but I'm still gonna call in when Russian Circles + These Arms Are Snakes + Mooncake have a gig over here (October 22nd, if anyone's interested).
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#9
your only option is suicide


but seriously go see weezer
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#10
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See Weezer. Tell them your sick.

This

If you say that verbatim, they'll fire you anyway for your horrendous grammar.
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#11
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No. I'll tell your boss you are in the midst of a choral dilemma.

<_<

My boss doesn't much care what I do. Tell him whatever you like.

Weezer and chorus don't much go together anyways.
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#12
Call Weezer and tell them your very ill. Then you can go to work with your friends and have fun! I think thats the advice you were looking for.....
#14
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Fake your own death. It's the only way.


Good one
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#15
Phone them and tell them you commited an act of gross indecency to the toilet bowl. They won't ask questions.
#16
"Hello *boss name* I have been in a terrible plane crash, my friends and family have died and I am now a vegetable... I'll see you tomorrow"

I'd go see Weezer.
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#17
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Phone them and tell them you commited an act of gross indecency to the toilet bowl. They won't ask questions.


In similar fashion, you could say "If I go to work today, your toilet bowl will never be the same again."
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#18
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Phone them and tell them you commited an act of gross indecency to the toilet bowl. They won't ask questions.

They'll ask even fewer questions if he doesn't call at all.

The next day, just murder the boss and then fake your own death. That way, it'll look like the boss killed you because you skipped work and then committed suicide. He'll then get convicted and sent to jail and everybody wins, except your dead boss's cellmate. Sure, you can't show up to work ever again, but Heath Ledger hasn't and he's still famous.


That last part went too far. I apologize. But everything else was planned out perfectly.
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#19
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They'll ask even fewer questions if he doesn't call at all.

The next day, just murder the boss and then fake your own death. That way, it'll look like the boss killed you because you skipped work and then committed suicide. He'll then get convicted and sent to jail and everybody wins, except your dead boss's cellmate. Sure, you can't show up to work ever again, but Heath Ledger hasn't and he's still famous.


That last part went too far. I apologize. But everything else was planned out perfectly.

I detect one small flaw in the plan, mainly to do with the lack of corpses being imprisoned.
#21
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I detect one small flaw in the plan, mainly to do with the lack of corpses being imprisoned.

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