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#1
Kinda the polar opposite to CoreysMonster's thread, i just think the Pit is a pile of miserable, sulking crap tonight and needs a good round of cheering up. And yes, i could of search barred this, but i didn't so sorry:

I lurve my life because i've moved in with my Dad and for the first time in 2 years i'm in a secure, very happy and peaceful family surrounding, something i've longed for and missed since my parents split up and divorced exactly 2 years ago.

I lurve my new job which is 5 minutes drive from where i live.

I lurve my band, even though alot of the songs sound the same, i lurve the energy during practice, even more when playing live.

I lurve my mates, especially playng snooker with them.


Common guys, cheer up!
#2
I love myself because i have a very large penis that pleases the ladies. Also because i have a cushdy job with lots of money.
#5
because even though i cut myself when i trim my pubes i do a damn good job of it
Quote by izzierascal!
TakeToTheSkies is sexy


#7
I'm me, whats not to love?

IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW CAN YOU EXPECT OTHERS TO LOVE YOU????
#9
I lurve my woman... my friends... my guitars... my school... that I have food and a place to live...
#11
I've posted twice in the other so:
I lurve that girls laugh at my shitty jokes
I lurve that i'm good at karate(though i cant show anyone)
I lurve that I'm actually really lucky living in such a secure family atmosphere(though i take it for granted)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#13
I love myself because I dress awesomely.

Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
i lurve my weeds.

..my precious, precious weeds..

..IM NOT ADDICTED, DAMN YOU!

You smoke weed, we get it. Stop trying to show off and act all hard.
#14
you know whats weird? i have nothing in my life particually worth being happy about yet im still in a really good place at the moment. i dont have a girlfriend, my bands going badly and im struggling at college and im unemployed but for some reason, i feel great
Sig space available, give me some praise
#15
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
You stated that you love your job, mates, life and band, but not YOURSELF. Lol.


I lurve myself, i have a pretty decent personality, i'm friendly and outgoing and don't look too bad either
#16
I love myself because everybody hates me and I hate everybody.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#17
I lurve myself because I have my education and career safely planned up with backup. I have complete financial security, and I'm becoming thinner.
I have a beautiful girlfriend and I know a few girls that fancy me. I have a large group of friends and lots of people I can trust. There are no serious issues in my family and I have no disabilities or conditions.
I'm sitting on a silver cloud, and I realise how lucky I am.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#20
Because I have a great life, and a great band to play in

Oh and, because I'm more arrogant than anyone else.
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
damn you moggan!

EDIT: I lurve myself because I am a nice guy and love puppies.

You-u-u-u love little girls, they make you feel so good!
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#23
Quote by Karvid
I love myself because everybody hates me and I hate everybody.

I don't hate you.
#24
I've been in a great mood the past week and a half, bizarrely. I broke up with my gf 2 weeks ago, yet I'm feeling awesome. I can't explain it, but it rocks
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#28
Quote by Flying Couch
I don't hate you.

That would generally be a compliment, but seeing as I just said that I love myself because everybody hates me, it's not. Your comment nullifies my claim and, therefore, brings about the realization that I don't love myself.


Thanks a lot
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#29
Quote by Jonn0
I lurve myself because I have my education and career safely planned up with backup. I have complete financial security, and I'm becoming thinner.
I have a beautiful girlfriend and I know a few girls that fancy me. I have a large group of friends and lots of people I can trust. There are no serious issues in my family and I have no disabilities or conditions.
I'm sitting on a silver cloud, and I realise how lucky I am.

*yawn*
I don't believe in signatures. Ah, sh...
#30
I love that I'm becoming a better person by choice. I don't do the dumbass stuff I used to do when I was young, and I don't treat people like shit anymore, and I try not to just try to get my own way and to think about others.
Corona Corona
#32
Because I have Moggan's myspace, meaning I can constantly be checking up on his status and pictures

Other than that, I don't love myself.
#33
Because I'm awesome.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
#35
Because TakeToTheSkies! is my boyfriend and he's amazing
So that makes my life amazing
#36
Quote by filthandfury
Because I have Moggan's myspace, meaning I can constantly be checking up on his status and pictures

Other than that, I don't love myself.


Dan, your a pervert.
#37
Quote by izzierascal!
Because TakeToTheSkies! is my boyfriend and he's amazing
So that makes my life amazing


I just looked at his profile and by god should you have posted in the opposite thread.

*Meths goes back to laugh at it some more*
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
#38
Quote by Meths
I just looked at his profile and by god should you have posted in the opposite thread.

*Meths goes back to laugh at it some more*


By Buddha your worse than usual tonight.
Bad day?
#39
Quote by Meths
I just looked at his profile and by god should you have posted in the opposite thread.

*Meths goes back to laugh at it some more*



errr - 3 words. SUCK MY C*NT.
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