Poll: How old were you when you learned how to read?
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View poll results: How old were you when you learned how to read?
0-2
21 19%
3-4
44 39%
5-6
31 27%
7-8
2 2%
9+
2 2%
I can't/am blind
13 12%
Voters: 113.
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#4
Quote by Preid
lol how the **** am I going to remember that?


i dont know, guess , what age did you start school
#5
Around 3 or 4.
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#9
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Ummm, I cuhnt reed, sa.


You seem to have read the thread alright.


What you can't do is spell. Joke fails.
#10
Quote by wabuoats
i dont know, guess , what age did you start school


School?
#13
Tiities!
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
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#14
I learned to read thanks to Ringo Starr. Anyone else grow up reading the Thomas the Tank Engine books with the tapes that went along with it that Ringo voiced? God I loved that.
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#17
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How does the last option work? The forum is text based



i am pretty sure there is a blind guy on these forums
he uses a text reader program
#18
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You seem to have read the thread alright.


What you can't do is spell. Joke fails.


Jokes always fail if you subject them to logical contemplation.
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Maybe then he'll go blind.

Now that I think of it, reading and spelling go hand in hand.
If you fail at one, you will most likely suck at the other as well.
#19
i am pretty sure there is a blind guy on these forums he uses a text reader program


I've always wondered how that works. Learn somthin' new every day.
#20
pfft. You guys are idiots. I was reading Tom Clancy books in the womb.

Seriously though? Probably around 4?
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#21
Yup. And on the show George Carlin did some of the voices. Crazy isn't it?
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#22
Quote by wabuoats
i am pretty sure there is a blind guy on these forums
he uses a text reader program


According to your poll theres 4 blind guys who have taken part in this thread.
#23
The parents probably just gave the bitch an audiobook and told her to play to the cameras in exchange for titty milk.
#24
I learned to read a couple hours ago. It only took two or three minutes and its pretty fun. But what does this word mean, uhh i think its spelled go****yourself?
#25
Quote by Preid
According to your poll theres 4 blind guys who have taken part in this thread.



there's a slight margin of error. right it seems to be...uhhh... 14%
#26
I like how you have an "I'm blind" option, but I think I was three maybe four years old when I learned to read.
#27
Quote by Avengethedeath
I learned to read a couple hours ago. It only took two or three minutes and its pretty fun. But what does this word mean, uhh i think its spelled go****yourself?


That was totally un-called for. Go Away.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#31
I Don't remember. My parents didn't read to me so it was probably when I started school like 5 years old.
My first son started reading basic stuff when he was around 2 years old. We would read together constantly, and taught him the alphabet very young.
#35
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The parents probably just gave the bitch an audiobook and told her to play to the cameras in exchange for titty milk.



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#37
Something stupidly (well actually very intelligently) early like one-and-a-half. I was kind of a big deal as a kid.

/modesty
#38
I was about 1.5. I remember in kindergarten being able to read better than the fourth graders.


I was so proud of my little self, I shat my diaper
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#39
FACT- anyone saying they could read at 0-2 is a ****ing liar. Your brain simply isn't developed enough at that age, most of you were still pissing your pants at that age for christs sake, how the hell are you meant to read when you can't even control your bladder!
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#40
How would a blind person be able to read the "i am blind" option, or the poll for that matter.

I think was about 3 when I learned.
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