#1
Well, I recently went on a trip to France. I didn't have to pay for it so I figured, why not?

I decided to travel outside of Paris, to places of which I didn't bother to learn the name of as it required the use of too much phlegm.

Anyway, onto the heart of the story.

I was approached by a group of French "gangbangers", as they called themselves. One tried to speak English to me, and asked me to "money give to him or hurt will be I", as he said.

He said everything is such a ridiculous french accent that I couldn't help laughing. There's this 17 year old kid trying to take my money with a french accent. It was hilarious.

Anyway, after I walked away they started yelling what I think were obscenities, but I don't speak French.

TL;DR: If you're French, do not try to take a guys money while trying to speak English.
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Last edited by Wulphy at Sep 23, 2008,
#2
It's like they took english lessons from Yoda
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#3
bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys the lot of 'em!

i jest...
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#4
^^ My thoughts exactly

edit: To Kjell. I prefer not to get into issues with the French and their cheese.
#5
Haha French gangs?

I wonder if they are as tough as the french army..
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#6
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bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys the lot of 'em!


What the fuck do you have against cheese?!
#8
My brother went there last month and said he went to a bar run by a weird gang that kept staring at him and his girlfriend so they left.
#11
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My brother went there last month and said he went to a bar run by a weird gang that kept staring at him and his girlfriend so they left.


They were probably scared of them. The frenchies scared of your brother.
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#12
Clearly a bullshit story. "money give to him or hurt will be I" is obviously made up. Walking off from a mugging won't do you any favours unless your assailants are ten and armed with spoons.
#13
If you ever ran into a real gang in France, you'd get messed up. Youth violence is pretty high over there, the poor blacks and arabs aren't afraid to start riots and blow up cars.
#15
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Clearly a bullshit story. "money give to him or hurt will be I" is obviously made up. Walking off from a mugging won't do you any favours unless your assailants are ten and armed with spoons.


Why would I go through the trouble of typing it all out if it wasn't true?

You're too suspicious.
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#16
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The only French gang you should be scared of....



haha! god i love that film. British wit at its finest
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#17
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Why would I go through the trouble of typing it all out if it wasn't true?
I don't know, why did you? It isn't very plausible.
#18
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If you ever ran into a real gang in France, you'd get messed up. Youth violence is pretty high over there, the poor blacks and arabs aren't afraid to start riots and blow up cars.


So I've heard. It was like five 17 year old guys. They said gang, not me. If it was up to me, it would just be a "group of illiterate asshats".
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#19
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I don't know, why did you? It isn't very plausible.


Well if something boring happened, I wouldn't make a thread about it, would I?

It was an interesting experience and I felt I should share. Believe what you like.
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#20
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Haha French gangs?

I wonder if they are as tough as the french army..


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#21
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If you ever ran into a real gang in France, you'd get messed up. Youth violence is pretty high over there, the poor blacks and arabs aren't afraid to start riots and blow up cars.



Same shit different country!!!
#22
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Same shit different country!!!

no, it's worse in france. do you really hear about cars being set on fire?
#24
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Well, I recently went on a trip to France. I didn't have to pay for it so I figured, why not?

I decided to travel outside of Paris, to places of which I didn't bother to learn the name of as it required the use of too much phlegm.

Anyway, onto the heart of the story.

I was approached by a group of French "gangbangers", as they called themselves. One tried to speak English to me, and asked me to "money give to him and we will surrender", as he said.

He said everything is such a ridiculous french accent that I couldn't help laughing. There's this 17 year old kid trying to take my money with a french accent. It was hilarious.

Anyway, after I walked away they started yelling what I think were obscenities Whilst waving their white shirts around, but I don't speak French.

TL;DR: If you're French, do not try to take a guys money while trying to speak English.


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#26
Quote by Jericho114
Haha French gangs?

I wonder if they are as tough as the french army..

So it would seem, as they just let him walk away after threatening him.

TS probably didn't see, but I'll bet they waved a bunch of white flags as he was walking away.