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#1
so my school hs this librarian that looks EXACTLY like sarah palin, i mean exactly, its scary how much she looks like her. That alone is pretty ironic. Anyway so today i was in the school library studying for history. I found this huge ALASKA book on the table and started reading it. the kid sitting next to me was reading it as well. it had huge pictures of polar bears and seals and otters, in little text it talked about how the alaska was slowly being destroyed by pollution. anyway Sarah Palin lady comes up behind the kid next to me and goes "its amazing how beautiful those polar bears are" my head was about to a'splode with the amount of irony in that sentence. anyway she continues "its too bad that people feel the need to take such land for granted" at this point my head actually succeeds in exsploading and brains and blood and skulls go everywhere.

so.... post your own examples of head icksplodding irony.

EDIT:
TO ALL YOU STUPID ****ING MORONS QUESTIONING MY DEFINITION OF IRONY!!!!

first off the definition of situational irony (the type of irony we are dealing with here)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/situational%20irony

NOW!!!

here is sarah palins policy on drilling in alaska

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3jnbiHAMuY

see the irony, someone who looks exactly like sarah palin is a librarian who hates the idea of drilling in alaska!!!

what the **** is there not to understand!????!!!?!?!?
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Last edited by Fuzzbox91 at Sep 23, 2008,
#3
That's not irony, it's a coincidence.
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#5
This thread, it's ironic because it's a thread about irony, but contains no irony!
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#6
Do you know what irony is?
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#7
yeah, irony would be if she was walking and a stack of books about sarah palin fell on her head and she died.
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#17
Coincidental. Though my librarian also looks like Sarah Palin...


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#18
wtf???? this is in fact situational irony (the situation differs greatly from the expected result). she looks, sounds and......looks like sarah palin. yet she works in a library (sarah palin tried to ban many controversial books and tried to have a librarian fired for disagreeing with her) and comments on the beauty of polar bears and how bad it was that their home was being destroyed (sarah palin tried to take polar bears off the endagered species list so she could drill for oil and destroy their homes.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#19
i·ro·ny /ˈaɪrəni, ˈaɪər-/ [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
–noun, plural -nies.
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

EDIT: Yes, the above poster is right but the TS said that it was already ironic that the librarian looked like Sarah Palin.
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#27
She looks like Palin?


Do her.


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#28
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THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN ALASKA.


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The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#29
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#31
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I guess...


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#32
isn't it ironic. don't you think???

its likeee raiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....on your weeding day
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#33
We're missing the point - the kiddo said brains and blood and SKULLS went flying everywhere. The lad has multiple heads.

I repeat, multiple heads.

..... Pics?
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#34
Why not look up the definition of irony before making a thread about it??
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#35
only the first part was irony sarah palin wants to band loads of books she a librarian thats
irony
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We're missing the point - the kiddo said brains and blood and SKULLS went flying everywhere. The lad has multiple heads.

I repeat, multiple heads.

..... Pics?


Also, pics of the librarian.


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#38
you clearly do not know what irony is
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#39
dictionary.com ftw
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