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Someone robbed my house.. Good thing they didn't take my guitar gear. I would **** them up. They stole my mom's diamonds and 2 of my dad's guns (rifle & pistol). Then, I had to clean up the mess.

The cops got finger prints, some urine sample in the toilet and cigarette buds. I hope they catch that mutha fuc#%$..
#4
Wow, that sucks, I think about stuff like that when I go to sleep at night. I don't know what I would do if my guitar gear was stolen. Glad atleast your family is safe
#5
how would you **** them up if you dont even know who did it?
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#6
What a load of arseholes. I thought it was a bit weird that you had guns stolen, except I then remembered most of you are Americans. Everybody has guns! And if you don't, what's wrong with you?!
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my guitar is a peice of shit and if it got stolen it would just be an exscuse for gettin a new one but other than that not much valuable things in my house
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#10
I love how they robbed your house, then pissed in your toilet. Just strikes me as fricken hilarious thats all. Hopefully you will get your stuff back. Good Luck!
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Someone robbed my house.. Good thing they didn't take my guitar gear. I would **** them up. They stole my mom's diamonds and 2 of my dad's guns (rifle & pistol). Then, I had to clean up the mess.

The cops got finger prints, some urine sample in the toilet and cigarette buds. I hope they catch that mutha fuc#%$..

did one of them have to take a piss in the middle of the robbery or something?

that sucks though, hope the cops catch them
#12
Shit, that sucks.. But atleast your gear wasn't stolen... But the guns part =s.. When the cops find out who they were, you should bash them.
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#13
My dad got home and he first pulled a gun and search my house for thoughs bitches...
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Quote by life_777
Someone robbed my house.. Good thing they didn't take my guitar gear. I would **** them up. They stole my mom's diamonds and 2 of my dad's guns (rifle & pistol). Then, I had to clean up the mess.

The cops got finger prints, some urine sample in the toilet and cigarette buds. I hope they catch that mutha fuc#%$..


Wait wait wait... they robbed your house and pee'd in your "poop" space...
Ha sorry that just struck me as funny, how much time did yall actually give them.

"They aparently broke in played some games, watched titanic, and had supper ready for them when they got home....Quick, sprinkle some crack on him. Lets get out of here!"

Thats sucks though dude, lets be thankful the guitar wasn't taken
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What a load of arseholes. I thought it was a bit weird that you had guns stolen, except I then remembered most of you are Americans. Everybody has guns! And if you don't, what's wrong with you?!

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, they pissed in your toilet?
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#17
if they had time for a smoke and piss and your neighbors didnt notice thats just strange
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#18
Man you guys keep your doors locked and stuff man....This sucks...Imagine a stranger touching and violating your guitar and gear... Man these robbers even took dental floss and quaters and pennies from me, what the ****...

But, didn't succeed. They set up all the shit they were going to take from me at my front door, I guess they were trying to load up, but got scared and pussed out..
#19
lol, I love how they stopped for a toilet break. Be grateful they went in the toilet.
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Man you guys keep your doors locked and stuff man....This sucks...Imagine a stranger touching and violating your guitar and gear... Man these robbers even took dental floss and quaters and pennies from me, what the ****...

But, didn't succeed. They set up all the shit they were going to take from me at my front door, I guess they were trying to load up, but got scared and pussed out..




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Man you guys keep your doors locked and stuff man....This sucks...Imagine a stranger touching and violating your guitar and gear... Man these robbers even took dental floss and quaters and pennies from me, what the ****...

But, didn't succeed. They set up all the shit they were going to take from me at my front door, I guess they were trying to load up, but got scared and pussed out..


Coz they we're obviously going after more valuable and rare dental equipment, and the quarters so they can get some bubblegum to celabrate a succesfull score


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#22
someone robbed my house!!!

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Coz they we're obviously going after more valuable and rare dental equipment, and the quarters so they can get some bubblegum to celabrate a succesfull score


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Oral B Satin Dental Floss? lol , Very rare item...
#24
God, what idiots.

They could of at least held in their piss and wore gloves. Funny how most criminals are idiots.
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Oral B Satin Dental Floss? lol , Very rare item...


It was probally some crackhead with a popcorn cernal(cant spell) stuck in his teeth.


Poor little crackhead, i hope he feels better.
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*waits for "i just robbed a house" meme*
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#27
lucky about your guitar stuff..

someone gonna make a mirror thread on this?
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Holy hell, my baby cousins know how to steal better than these guys. They go to your house, use the washroom, have a smoke, neatly pile some stuff up at the door, and DON'T LEAVE WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR QUARTERS?! Wow. You got lucky man. Just be glad you and your family is safe though.


How did they get in, by the way?

That's a mystery...This person didn't break a single thing in my house. I think his friend dropped him off and the guy would call him and unload with the robber. Also, the cop said that the robbers spied on us and shit...To know our routine of who leaves and stuff, Our timing and stuff you know... Pretty scary and creepy..
#29
So I just robbed this losers house. My asshole friend couldn't hold in his piss so while he did that I lit up a cigarette. After he finished we piled the stuff by the door but forgot it as we made a daring getaway.
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#30
Kinda stupid of them to leave their DNA so easy to access My friend had his house broken into and the burglars drank water from one of their cups (robbing can be very exhausting). Anyway, the police analyzed it and it turned out that the thiefs were just some punks that went to our school, so I'm pretty sure they will be caught.
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Quote by life_777
Someone robbed my house.. Good thing they didn't take my guitar gear. I would **** them up. They stole my mom's diamonds and 2 of my dad's guns (rifle & pistol). Then, I had to clean up the mess.

The cops got finger prints, some urine sample in the toilet and cigarette buds. I hope they catch that mutha fuc#%$..


Woah. Everyone's getting robbed lately. I was robbed earlier this year. Bastards took a ton of jewelry, all my beloved gaming systems, and the ipod I got for Christmas. At least in your case you got some evidence. I was hit by stupid glove-wearers.
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What a load of arseholes. I thought it was a bit weird that you had guns stolen, except I then remembered most of you are Americans. Everybody has guns! And if you don't, what's wrong with you?!


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#34
List of what they try to steal

1. Ipod
2. Xbox 360
3. My guitar gear **In my Sig**
4. Suitcase with important documents like for the house
5. Electronics
6. Dental Floss
7. Brother's wallet
8. My grills
9. Penny's and quarters
10. Watches and Jewerly


What they Stole


Mom's Diamonds
2 Guns
Mom and dad's wedding vows
Engagement Ring....

Assholes man...
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#35
Maybe they are preparing for a shotgun wedding...
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List of what they try to steal

1. Ipod
2. Xbox 360
3. My guitar gear **In my Sig**
4. Suitcase with important documents like for the house
5. Electronics
6. Dental Floss
7. Brother's wallet
8. My grills
9. Penny's and quarters
10. Watches and Jewerly


What they Stole


Mom's Diamonds
2 Guns
Mom and dad's wedding vows
Engagement Ring....

Assholes man...


So instead of stealing electronics and Watches/Jewelery, they stole your parents wedding vows...

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List of what they try to steal

1. Ipod
2. Xbox 360
3. My guitar gear **In my Sig**
4. Suitcase with important documents like for the house
5. Electronics
6. Dental Floss
7. Brother's wallet
8. My grills
9. Penny's and quarters
10. Watches and Jewerly


What they Stole


Mom's Diamonds
2 Guns
Mom and dad's wedding vows
Engagement Ring....

Assholes man...


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Maybe they are preparing for a shotgun wedding...

I wish they go to jail and get raped in the anal.
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what kinda guitar do you have?
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