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#1
Hypothetical situation.



You walk in a room to find this young lady exactly as she appears above. What do you do next?
#2
Bring in a giant fan and blow her dress up.
With air that is, not like BOOM! blow it up.
#3
I bust out my guitar and we play an improv version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#9
inb4 rape.
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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#11
Kill her, and consume her flesh to gain her powers of course.
"I was influenced to play the guitar after I saw the guy on Power Rangers do it. I figured it would be easy, since a guitar is basically a big kazoo."

Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Blues Deville(For now... FOR SALE )
#13
Appreciate whatever she is playing, applaud, and leave.
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#14
First I'd wonder where I am then.....well then I think it's kinda obvious......
Gear:
Epiphone Archtop Dot
Ibanez RG120
Peavey ValveKing 112
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss Distortion Ds-1
MXR Carbon Copy
Rocktron Banshee Talk box
#17
If sucks, well ill tell her to try out the flute(u know what i mean)
If shes good, listen, then tell her to play the flute
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#19
Wonder where the **** my bed went
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
So let the memories be good for those who stay
#26
Ask her where she got her dress..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#27
**** the hell out of her
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Money doesn't fuel good music. Passion does.

#30
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Replace those pictures she is looking at with some real music.


yeah wtf, I was like... wait... thats no treble clef...
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Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#31
Quote by The Madcap
I guess I'm to only one who'd f*ck the candles, read the girl, play the paper, and blow out the violin.


Yup, you're alone there.
#32
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Ask her where she got her dress..

This is why women shouldn't be in the pit.......But this particular one has made me laugh, so all is forgiven
#33
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
This is why women shouldn't be in the pit.......But this particular one has made me laugh, so all is forgiven

Would you rather me say "Have hot lesbian sex with her"?


And by hot lesbian sex I mean make cookies..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#34
Quote by Ach-med
Kill her, and consume her flesh to gain her powers of course.



Muhhahhahaa....
#35
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Replace those pictures she is looking at with some real music.


+ 1
"The Mad Scientist"


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for someone with a madness avatar (ok ill admit mdness interactive was cool for its time), youre seem to have the right idea.

"Reaching for, the gun, to load and persuade you, to stay..."
#36
Listen, see if I can recognise the music (assuming she's actually playing it). If not, wait for a break and ask.

Oh wait, it seems she isn't even reading music. wtf?
#37
Quote by The Madcap
I guess I'm to only one Step 1 who'd f*ck the candles,Step 2 read the girl,Step 3 play the paper,Step 4 and blow out the violin.


Step 5.?????
Step 6, PROFIT!!!
#39
Quote by Ach-med
Kill her, and consume her flesh to gain her powers of course.


This gave me lulz. Thank you, good sir.
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