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I'm sorry this has been done, but "urban dictionary" had 238 results with the searchbar, and you'll forgive me for not checking them all.

Anyway, just look up your name here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and post what comes up.

Eben - An abnormal normal name for an abnormal person. Usually quiet and free spirited.
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#2
Mikey - person (usually a man) that denies his sexual and pornographic tendencies and pretends to be a person of impeccable morality.

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#3
Jayke - A southern hick who most likely helps to run a rat killing industry, more than likely with another sounthern hick named Jihm.

Member of the Laney Cult
#4
Nadine

2)An elderly woman participating in pornography
"Technique doesn't come into it. I deal in emotions."
#5
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Jayke - A southern hick who most likely helps to run a rat killing industry, more than likely with another sounthern hick named Jihm.



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TakeToTheSkies is sexy


#6
mines funny lmao check it out!!!!!

Samuel:

An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the **** is samuel?
#7
oh mah gods... kudos who anyone who reads all of this but...

Joel
Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arisen from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel. However, due to the misuse of this word by Singaporean teenagers, it is also used loosely to refer a variety of meanings. Some of the more common misusages of this term include:

1. An extremely popular person who is deemed as cool, usually seen wearing blue CH caps.

2. A studious and hardworking person.

3. A coined word, in short, “Jo”, which replaces the less-cool “yo”.

4. Someone who has high expectations of himself.

5. One who displays exemplary behaviour and never sleeps in class.

6. One who loves to use words like “le”, “la”, “ma”, “liao”, “leh”, “de”, and “meh”.

7. One who has low-morale after examinations, although he ALWAYS does well.

8. One who loves to “suan”, or ruthlessly insult people while highlighting his own greatness.

9. A cruel, animal and insect-torturing person.

10. A grizzly bear.

11. One who has a muscular body to-die-for.

12. A person who is extremely handsome and always appears in movies and guest-starring at plays and concerts.

13. A gentleman.

14. One who has integrity.

15. One who blames and dislikes his teachers.

16. One who lets his fate be controlled by a non-living-thing, especially yellow hard balls.

17. One who displays pure arrogance.

18. Someone who associates himself with the greatness of Bible characters, like the second minor prophet Joel.

19. One who is a great, inspiring and self-proclaimed self-sacrificing leader.

19. One who has big goals.

20. A person who has his own self-proven warped-up theories without proving their hypotheses.

21. One who is extremely considerate, and warns people of dangers.

22. One who is a cannibal and constantly devours Kentucky Fried Chicken.

23. Someone who is greatly concerned with the environment and wants to save the Earth.

24. A person so confident of himself that he sleeps during the End-Of-Year examinations.

25. A family man.

Disclaimer: All of the characters mentioned here are purely fictitious and any resemblance of them with any real-life people are purely coincidental. Pardon me in advance for the long examples I have to use to accurately elaborate on the meaning of the term Joel.

1. Javiran Lwarsovski: Get me a mirror! I need to see if I look cool enough.
Mary Shine: Oh my, you look Joel enough.

2. Jared Lynyrd: Last night ah, I woke up at 4.30am to study ying yong wen leh.
Androgy Tera: Stop being a damned Joel.

3. Jerald Lesof: Hey Jo!
Slyvest Patrick: Jo, sup.

4. Jenny Lady: For science, I need to get 84 this term, and 92/100 for the paper…
Clem Lemt: Come on, don’t be so Joel.

5. Jxfae-Walz: Zzz.
Jelo Schel: Don’t sleep! Wake up!
Jxfae-Walz: **** you. You ****ing Joel.

6. Jngwie Lalmsteen: Sian la, dun liddat leh. I beri bo liao le leh. Come la, u nt sianz meh?
Bchweisteiger Oast: **** you and stop talking so Joel.

7. Johan Losan: Today personal response still ok. I’ve got like 36 pages.. so it better pull my marks up. I hope I don’t fail.
Ylzkaf Crevase: **** you. You just got the Nobel Prize yesterday. Minimum 200 words and you wrote 36 pages? You ****ing Joel!

8. Jvsd Lesux:
Andy, you look like a rabbit. And you never admit to your mistakes.
Yez Cray, you are such a maki_kawaii. Vulgar shit.
Crevass, you are a damned bear mugger. Irritatable and bad tempered ****er.
Kennedy, you’re such a piece of tofu and you think you’re richer than me. Tries to “suan” but can’t make it big like me. ****ing crap.
Mex Sex, You fat childish teddy kampong bear. “fatjiu”. Stop trying to “suan”, cos you can’t beat me.
Kan Sho, You black sleepyhead. Day-dreaming cos you’ll never live your dreams. Unlike me.
Shank Prank, You piece of 40 spl. Light crap for my muscles. Bootlicker. You’ll lick my shit when I’m the president.
Andy, Yez Cray, Crevass, Kennedy, Mex Sex, Kan Sho, Shank Prank: Then what the **** about YOU?
Jvsd Lesux: I’m great. I’m handsome. And I have shown improvements and will continue to work hard.
Andy, Yez Cray, Crevass, Kennedy, Mex Sex, Kan Sho, Shank Prank: ****ing piece of Joel.

9. Jamaha Lahm: Everytime I’ll burn some playground,newspaper,candle, shoes ect .. that time i bring plastic and burn sia .. dunno got posin de ... when i know le i burn my old shoes .. newspaper and burn candle .. sometimes burn ants also .. very curel hor?
Kent Yuf: Nah. Just really Joel.

10. Jehn Loh: *In the Zoo* Look at that great big bear!
Zookeeper: Oh, that’s the Joel species. It’s great and rare.

11. Jyn Lyn: Oh my God look at that pacs I got.
Chio Bu: Ahh, so Joel!

12. HOT Girl: *swoons, pointing at the male model and jabbling excitedly* Oh my god. Look at that Jo-oh-oel! That curl on his fringe makes him look like Kumar, and he has the face resembling Rob-B-hood, and boy oh boy, he has hairy baby spectacles! *dies of excitement*

13. Geraldine Cheang: And the gentleman of the month is, Jmax Last! He is a great student. Truly a Joel.

14. Jerry Larr: About the geography test we took yesterday, the answers were on sharepoint! Today someone came told me that and that person havent even take the test lor .. then it is counted 20% for them .. a bit unfair lor .. but nvm la .. intergrity .. we did it with hardword and honesty .. they memorize answer sheet can le ..
Machine Gun: That’s a great show of Joel. Don’t ever do anything like that.

15. Jemm Lusy: **** that Mr. Jomn Ten, now I’m banned from training… And that Mr…
Mandy Shandy: Stop being so Joel.

16. *Jeh Lesp playing with diamond ball*
Machine Gun: What the **** are you doing?
Jeh Lesp: SOFTBALL- RULE- MY- LIFE! My passion, my life.

17. Jx Lx: I got chim chim de words .. u dun have .. most liekly can get 14/20 instead of 4/20.
Julius Caesar: Come on, you Joel. See who gets a better score.
Jx Lx: Nabeh cheebye la. You don’t stand a chance.

18. Just Lust: Oh God, why am I SO good? Must be the wisdom of Joel..
Cenav Laf: More like you ARE such a joel.

19. Jericho Lanifo: I captain, send u all 1000 messages per mth. Waste my time.
Ka Shing: **** you. Can you not be so Joel?

20. Jorn Lorn: “It is proven that locker can cut guitar strings. So never ever put ur guitar in a locker or your string will be cut.”
Albert Einstein: No experiments? Truly a Joel.

21. Girl puts guitar in locker.
Jones Liez: STOP!
Girl: ?
Jones Liez: NEVER EVER put ur guitar in a locker or your string will be cut!
Girl: Wow.. Thanks. You’re such a kind Joel.

22. Mridget Seiji: Where do we go for lunch?
Jlo Low: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
*Orders the whole stock of chicken and finishes it within a minute*
Other Customers: My, that guy’s really Joel.

23. Ah Beng: Wanna smoke?
Jennifer Lopez: No .. Today not burning .. haze in singapore bad enough le .. so dun burn today !! burn next year .. at least wont contribute to the air pollution le .. would not later like 1994 liddat .. stop pe .. then must wear mask .. dam sian de lor .. so all dun durn today ar !! Save the earth.
Ah Beng: **** la, chao joel. Nabeh cheebye.

24. Jarosik Lass: Today paper can say a bit screw up only la .. i sleep during the paper sia !!
Deddy Setiadi: Wa, so confident.
Jarosik Lass: As i said la .. sleep during paper .. then no time do last question which is 6 marks .. but i scribble some words so better get around 6/6 ba .. hope this paper can maintain at 70/70 .. Sure can la ..
Deddy Setiadi: You so Joel de meh?

25. Kee Yong: Jccton, are you studying?
Jccton Linksys: Mooncake festival .. need to spend time with family ma .. go my grandma house eat and chat ...
Kee Yong: Don’t give excuses.
Jccton Linksys: I thought you said must be Joel?
Kee Yong: … **** that la, nabeh cheebye.
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Saul- A dope fresh person with nothing less than twenty grand in his pocket. Wears only the cleanest and freshest clothes around, almost always guranteed to be wet.
Bishop of Zeppelinism PM The Heartbreaker to join.

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David - A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
For those who care.
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#10
Leon:

Someone Who likes to run their bike into other things.
An idiot from the city of New York.
Characterised by large hair.
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I can't get urbandictionairy at school.. but i've looked up it before and it comes up with something like: elz is a nob and loves a girl :p

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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Nathan-A man who is often considered a god to woman, a real gentleman playa-pimp who knows who how to pull the woman in so hard they get dick whiplash
Oh FAWK. did you see how quick Nathan f***ed those 4 bitches from the club the other night.
YES!


EDIT:Nathan-A guy with a jesus hair style and goatie to match, but happens to be the laziest bastard on earth.
Look at the Nathan, what a lazy biatch... haha
"I'm no professah!"
~Henry Rollins
#13
Hell Yeah!!

A different word for very large penis

"Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long"

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

or

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
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Dean

Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.

That kid over there is so a Dean, all sexy and cool.

I want to get somewhere in life, where is Dean?

"you are sooo Dean, you rock!"

and...

Dean

Slang for "penis" or "****", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Deans, which sounds similar to "seen-your deans"

"Man, that guy has a big dean."

"I know, it was in my ass last night."

xD


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#15
Get in!

James:

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James".

I am teh sexeh

My Website


Sometimes I make people spurt:
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sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#16
here's some more of mine really funny lol

Sam:

Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
That 2 story building is roughly 6 sams tall.

A Jewish Asian gorilla who enjoys high fiving people. (Also might have very large ears) Warning: May pretend to be a kangaroo and hop around the classroom. Wants to buy a tiger.
HIGH FIVE!
Wow you just pulled a Sam.
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dave

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs

#18
Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

at least its half true...


If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

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ryan

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel ******s


I wanna be ryan!
**** you!


....

wow
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Batman doesn't need Christmas to wear his Santa hat.
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Keiren isn't defined yet.


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I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


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JOSEPH 268 up, 82 down love ithate it

J.O.S.E.P.H: Justifiable Object of Sex, Equals Pure Hotness.

1. A guy who looked cute from behind and was formally a RALPH, but has now been shown to be totally hot and completely phoar-worthy.

2. Any guy who's so hot he makes you groan a bit with delight.
"Oh my god! I hoped that guy was a RALPH, and then he turned around and he's such a JOSEPH! I nearly fell over he's so hot. Damn!"


I WIN!
My gear so far >.>
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crappy BC rich bronze series warlock
Vox AD15VT-XL

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
#23
LMAFO!

1. clare
An extremely pasty white person.
You need more vitamin B6, you look kinda clare.
peta hypocrite vegan cankles poser


someone crazy and weird.
usually hooks up with people named michael.
beware of a clare.
clare: hi im clare, jimmy's cousin!
me: ohh shit!
weird loser ugly fat *****


3. clare

A female who constantly talks about her physical appearance, saying she overweight, though she is extremely slender. Most times this can be annoying and considered as bragging and hurtful to friends by non-stop talking about this sensitive subject.
clare says, "I'm too fat to fit into these skinny jeans, ughhh."
somewhat self centered pretty almost albino at times disrespectful insensitive to close friends.
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
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A clan of angry Germans.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#25
"means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher
Christopher is well cool"

I knew it meant Christ bearer already. I like the next two parts though.
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<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.


And then this one:

matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
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Lucy

A sexy, attractive female who is intelligent and understanding. A fun filled character with endless amusement. Usually found in the UK with dazzling eyes and a smile to die for, a cuddly person who means the world to anyone (unless retarded)
1: hows your relationship?
2: crap!
1: why?
2: i need a lucy, i got a bob
1: dumb ass nigga!!
..is a girl
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#28
ben


1
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!

2
A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz

3
one who wanks it in the bathroom in a hotel full of guys

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Another word for banana. Commonly used to insult a whitewashed Asian person by saying they are yellow on the outside and white on the inside just like a banana.

5
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

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A form of pooing ones self without meaning to. As in an unfit state or trying to get attention.

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when your girlfriend starts dating someone else around 24 hours after you two broke up
[A Portrait For The Deceased]

I swear they just went into the special ed. class and got one of them to slam their foreheads on the keyboard.
I once masturbated on some dudes arm.
#29
Lyndsay - one who is dezzed/big or progressivly large, 'look at that lyndsay shes soo large'

Shhh, my name is awesome.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#30
Mines the best
Robert. a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover.
"I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an f*cks like a stallion"
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#32
lmao

6. william 148 up, 58 down love ithate it

An above average grade student, with a varying degree of popularity and social attributes. Often attracts the attention of female women things and plays with them effectively. Occasionally chased after by males but rejects them certainly. William's are not associated with homosexuality. Total stud.

8. william 56 up, 28 down love ithate it

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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Jonathan
1) The act of being a homosexual. To love getting it 'up the ass'
2) To be a total jerk off.

"Wow, Jonathan's a real asshole."
"I heard Jonathan loves to give rim jobs!"

Sweet!!!
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
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Harmy - A word to define something like .. harmlessly sexy, as in not obscene or too exposing in nature.
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#35
I love my name!
Imma post all result XD

David-A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

#2 a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

#3 A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

#4 One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath." (didn't like this one.. LOL)

#5
1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.


#6 David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.
David IS HELLA TIGHT.

#7 A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

Did I win the thread?
#36
When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.

Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!"
#38
James - Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

Yeah, I know.
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wiki 413 up, 35 down love ithate it

1. A collaborative Web site comprised of the perpetual collective work of many authors. Similar to a blog in structure and logic, a wiki allows anyone to edit, delete or modify content that has been placed on the Web site using a browser interface, including the work of previous authors. In contrast, a blog, typically authored by an individual, does not allow visitors to change the original posted material, only add comments to the original content. The term wiki refers to either the Web site or the software used to create the site. The first wiki was created by Ward Cunnigham in 1995

2. Wiki wiki means “quick” in Hawaiian.

3. A person standing behind the wicket in cricket.
Look at the Paki wiki, he cant catch the ball for shit!
yo.

I BELIEVE
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