#1
Alright, you right a phrase and the next person quotes that phrase and writes a question which that phrase is supposed to answer to.

I'll start. The phrase is:

"Shit happens"
#3
What's a retard's response to poetry?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#4
Butt Sponge
X JAPAN
yoshiki.toshi.pata.hide.heath/taiji


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"desert rose, why do you live alone..." - yoshiki
#5
What will save your life if your chair falls on the floor?

Quote by darksauce
Butt Sponge
#6
The floor.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#7
What do we have that black people don't?


Quote by el-ECTRO
The floor.



...i kid. i love black people.
Do you know why they're good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.

X JAPAN
yoshiki.toshi.pata.hide.heath/taiji


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"desert rose, why do you live alone..." - yoshiki
#8
Constipation
Quote by dan ramP
RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
Quote by RSOB Bass
Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.


Likes to play thread games, also!

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#10
Livingness.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#13
thats why prince charles' ears are so big
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#14
Nothing.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#15
to house orphaned children?

edit: 2 posts up
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#16
What did Cobain Is Kings girlfriend say to him while having secks?

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
This really isn't working.
Quote by DieGarbageMan
When having sex i realise my penis is of small nature.


Quote by Demon Wolf
I got a similar thing from playing too much Pokemon.

Magikarpal tunnel.
#17
Quote by slipmaggot93
What did Cobain Is Kings girlfriend say to him while having secks?

Too big
RULE BRITANNIA
#18
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Too big


What did Cobain_Is_King's girlfriend say to slipmaggot93 about "his size" when they tried to have secks?

EDIT: amidonitirite?
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#20
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I'll have you know my girlfriend only has a tiny penis.


haha
Sig.



After "bio class" did you and your classmates organize a "Celebrity Skateboard Tournament" to save your beloved "Rec Center" where "Coach Anderson" taught you how to become men?