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#1
Hey guys,
Im a boarder and right now I'm sitting in my school's computer room pretending to do my Philosophy dissertation, anyway this little dipshit decided to act the big man and give me a cheeky little slap on the cheek. I have decided that outright violence isn't the option...Right now. Pit Monkeys, I need you to think of somthing creative for me to do to this little shit in his sleep, I will take the best idea, do it, film it and put it on the internet for all to see. Im just lacking in creativity at the moment.
Go!
P.s. no fapping, raping, raping and fapping,
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#3
water cold, ice + bucket.

figure out the rest
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Sweaty balls + face

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Aha, im considering it.
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Put his hand in a bowl of water and then piss on him.




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or if you can get a large fish you could always slap him with it, i imagine the smell from the fish will stay for a good while.

EDIT:
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duct tape him to the floor then take a dump/p*ss on him


if i think of anymore i'll edit the post
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#8
Violate him. With a shovel.

Alternatively, you could draw dicks and swastikas on his face and put ice cubes on his balls.
#10
Give him a hitler.
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#14
Just cut off chunks of his hair... you are in school, It's not like you can do a whole lot.

Plus he wont realize his hair is all patchy like a mangy dog and he will walk around with it while everyone laughs at him.
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#16
shave one eyebrow off

shave his hair in some crazy style

teabag

permenent marker on face (preferrably penisis)

hmm yeh that should be revenge enough
#17
Draw with permanent marker under his eyes, so it looks like makeup.
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#18
Hmm right now Im seriously thinking of teabagging and permanent marker...Any other suggestions?
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#19
Draw on him with fluorescent ink, the kind of stuff that only shows up under blacklights, you make him look ridiculously silly, give him a hitler moustache, swastikas, penises, whatever. Then tomorrow you take him to a night club. Hopefully he won't have washed his face thoroughly enough by then to have all the ink come off. He goes to the nightclub the stuff on his face shows up, he makes a tool of himself, you win.
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Draw on him with permanent marker.

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#25
I would have smothered him with talc powder but I did that last year to another guy so I don't want to be labelled as unoriginal =P
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#26
actually, give him a blanket party, that'll teach him to **** with you
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#27
I think the shaving of the eyebrows is probably the best. Imagine looking in the mirror and not having eyebrows, that would suck!
#29
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actually, give him a blanket party, that'll teach him to **** with you



Whats a blanket party?
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#31
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Whats a blanket party?


its where you hold the person down to their bed, using say a blanket, then you beat them with "home-made" clubs, such as a bar of soap in a sock.
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#32
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its where you hold the person down to their bed, using say a blanket, then you beat them with "home-made" clubs, such as a bar of soap in a sock.


Aha thats a little to violent, last thing I need is a Full Metal Jacket style suicide on my hands, last time I checked being responsible for someones suicide is frowned upon. I dont think theyve changed the rules since...
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#33
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Aha thats a little to violent, last thing I need is a Full Metal Jacket style suicide on my hands, last time I checked being responsible for someones suicide is frowned upon. I dont think theyve changed the rules since...


fair enough then, and well done for getting the film reference

and if you dont want him to kill himself, then just use summut softer than a bar of soap
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#34
spray paint dicks all over his wall like our old guitarist did to our old studio..... or you can take a fish , cut out all the organs and spill them all over his face
#35
Hmm if its all the same I believe I shall just go for the classic teabagging and permanent marker. Classic lulz r teh best lulz lolololol. Il pm you the video Im gonna take if you want =P heck i might post it publicly...
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#36
Don't do something to bad though.
He will probarly get back at you even harder.

EDIT: He might wake up and bite you know, if you teabag.
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#37
fair enuff ill see how it goes, I might just let rip with a fart right in his mouth.
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#38
Give him some rohypnol and drag him to an abandoned warehouse where you tie him to an old work bench. When he comes round, take a spoon and carefully take out one of his eye balls.
Say "So you thought you were a big man slapping me eh?"
Then slowly skull fuck him whilst you hold his eye so he can see what you are doing. Careful not to penetrate him too hard because you dont want to kill him... Yet.

Stop skulling him and then cut off his eye lids on the eye you didnt scoop out. Continue skulling him and cum in the eye you cut the eyelids off.

Then, take a salt solution and pour it into his eyes. Take a kitchen knife, carve out his heart and eat it.

... Oh wait, you said no violence. My bad.
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#39
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Give him some rohypnol and drag him to an abandoned warehouse where you tie him to an old work bench. When he comes round, take a spoon and carefully take out one of his eye balls.
Say "So you thought you were a big man slapping me eh?"
Then slowly skull fuck him whilst you hold his eye so he can see what you are doing. Careful not to penetrate him too hard because you dont want to kill him... Yet.

Stop skulling him and then cut off his eye lids on the eye you didnt scoop out. Continue skulling him and cum in the eye you cut the eyelids off.

Then, take a salt solution and pour it into his eyes. Take a kitchen knife, carve out his heart and eat it.

... Oh wait, you said no violence. My bad.


S'all good. Em yeah...Anyway Im pretty sure you're the kind of guy my mom warned me about talking to....So yeah *ahem*...*runs away*
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