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#1
today at 3 am i woke up thinking only one thing. i had to save the frisky puppy at the park. there is no frisky puppy what so ever. i grabbed my rifle and ran to the street and kept on sprinting to the park. there i thought were 2 lions killing frisky puppy and i shot them(its a compressed air rifle so no noise). Then i realized there were no lions, no puppy. i dont do drugs or alcohol. anyone want to try to explain why thishappens
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#2
Because you touch yourself at night.

Or, in this case, the early evening.
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#4
Um..you're crazy?

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#5
*insert fruit here*


what did you end up shooting? a hobo?
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#6
no im perfectly normal but this scared the hell out of me
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#7
because you are insane. seek help.
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#8
Your mentally insane?
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#9
Dreams rarely make sense so why are you complaining? It probably means nothing so don't worry.
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#10
Aids
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#11
its cause you dont know a good guitar when it hits you in the face

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#16
Some dumbass shot my puppy last night. I think I know who.
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#18
oh for ****'s sake. It was probably an anxiety attack, or Panic attack if you will. It manifest's itself in different ways. Usually it passes within minutes of waking up but I've never heard of one this extreme. Might wanna get it checked out.
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#19
today at 3 am i woke up thinking only one thing. i had to save the frisky puppy at the park. there is no frisky puppy what so ever. i grabbed my rifle and ran to the street and kept on sprinting to the park. there i thought were 2 lions killing frisky puppy and i shot them(its a compressed air rifle so no noise). Then i realized there were no lions, no puppy. i dont do drugs or alcohol. anyone want to try to explain why thishappens


You sure mate?
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#20
Somewhere, along the path of life, you strayed son. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere- and now your insane.
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#21
more than sure^^^
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#23
im pretty sure it was the shrooms you ate last night.
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#25
Well you don't like Ibanez and you can't spell member. I don't know what that adds to the table here, just saying.
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#26
schizophrenia

seriously my friend has it, and he does the same things.

you should definitely go to a doctor.
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Well you don't like Ibanez and you can't spell member. I don't know what that adds to the table here, just saying.


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#28
So did this really happen or was it just a dream?
Because if it did happen it's very disturbing:S
reminds me of the movie Donnie Darko, But since you're not seeing any bunnie's declaring the end of the world you should be just about normal
If this happens more often though, you might want to seek serious mental attention.
You grabbing a gun in a situation like this is very dangerous. Just imagine you get the same thing at a public area and shooting people because of delusional thought's and paranoia?
It's best if you report this to close friends. If they observe any other odd behavior they should contact your parents or whatever.
Good luck mate
#29
Schizophrenic much, pally?
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#31
talk to ure parents about it.

birds and the bees and all that.
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#33
so you grabbed an air rifle from your house, went to the park, fired two shots at thin air and THEN realised something was wrong?

. . .
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#34
woah. thats pretty scary
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#35


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Wow.
You're crazy dude.
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#36
TS I think you have the initial symptoms of aids, sorry.
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#37
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no but seriously, i know exactly what happened.
you need to stop doing acid.
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#38
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today at 3 am i woke up thinking only one thing. i had to save the frisky puppy at the park. there is no frisky puppy what so ever. i grabbed my rifle and ran to the street and kept on sprinting to the park. there i thought were 2 lions killing frisky puppy and i shot them(its a compressed air rifle so no noise). Then i realized there were no lions, no puppy. i dont do drugs or alcohol. anyone want to try to explain why thishappens

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#39
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sleep killing...


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#40
Am I the only person who laughed his ass off when reading frisky puppy?
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