#1
any place i can buy them? preferably the new ones, but the old ones work fine. oh, and do you know where i can buy the jumpsuits too?
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#6
hot topic will sell them, they always do near halloween.
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if she's squatting over you it greatly increases the risk of breaking your dick in case it comes out. but that shouldn't be a problem for UGers because they all have 8" penises.
#7
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lol @ Slipknot


bam.
but anyways, ive seen em sold at a halloween store in my city. so theyre definitely around
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I have trained a live tarantula to calm and sit on my guitar due to the awesome powers of my rocking. When I am not playing it angrily bounces about my room hitting everything that isn't me.



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rageagainst64 you are a legend!
#8
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Well looks like we all know what your sexual fantasy is.


Yeah, give Union Jake a call and I'm sure him and a few mates will be interested in joining you.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#9
there is a store close to where you live called "GetReal". They sell lives there.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#10
eBay.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#11
Paper mache my friend.

Its nice to be eco-friendly and scary at the same time.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#12
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there is a store close to where you live called "GetReal". They sell lives there.

Crashed and Burned.
#13
I like Corey's new mask. Reminds me of my soiled gimp mask down the side of my bed.
#15
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Yeah, give Union Jake a call and I'm sure him and a few mates will be interested in joining you.

Wow, the last 2 threads I've looked at have both involved someone ripping at Union Jake


3 in a row anyone?
ohai little sig.