#4
Instrument chicks?

I know acoustic guitars have holes in 'em, man, but I don't think that means that you should try and fuck it.
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#5
Awww, your title was misleading.

I was hoping we were going to be talking about female instruments.
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#6
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Instrument chicks?

I know acoustic guitars have holes in 'em, man, but I don't think that means that you should try and fuck it.

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#9
Because we like chicks. We also like instruments.
1+1=2
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#10
Yea, guitars pretty awesome.
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#11
Quote by madbasslover
If a girl is hot and she plays an instrument, it makes her hotter.
If a girl is ugly and she plays an instrument, it makes her interesting to talk to.

See the difference?

*Life changes*
#15
Looks at thread title. Enters thread. Scrolls through thread. Sees no pictures. Leaves thread.

Edit: Oh, he was asking something. I just read the original post. Um...guitar, bass, drums, trumpet, clarinet, flute.
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#16
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Awww, your title was misleading.

I was hoping we were going to be talking about female instruments.

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#17
Definitely bass. Female drummer would be a turn off.
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#18
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I don't care, as long as she's interested in music.


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#19
Quote by madbasslover
If a girl is hot and she plays an instrument, it makes her hotter.
If a girl is ugly and she plays an instrument, it makes her interesting to talk to.

See the difference?

You sir, are a genius.


oh that is great!

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#20
Quote by guitarplayer769
... For me it has to be the bass.

me too, not sure why
maby because she can handle such a long...

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#23
A good-looking girl that pretends to play guitar but only knows a few chords becomes ugly.
#24
crumhorn or sacbut
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#25
Quote by Chris.Rock.Art
A good-looking girl that pretends to play guitar but only knows a few chords becomes ugly.

I said "plays" not horrably murders F.O.B songs. Which should be murdered anyway but still.
#26
actually the slide whistle or maybe the trumpet with the slide on it
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#27
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Because we like chicks. We also like instruments.
1+1=2

man maths.

2>1

that's why lesbians appeal to us. because it implies that there's 2 of them.
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#28
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#29
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actually the slide whistle or maybe the trumpet with the slide on it

Trombone?