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What are three random things you'd do if you had a uncany amount of money.
My three things would be.
1. Hire pepeol to be living lawn gnomes.
2.Make all the stairs in my house into slides.
3. Get a huge couch, one thats around 5 times biger then a normal couch.


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#4
1. Fund a more noticeable searchbar.
2. Donate libraries to the hungry.
3. Build a huge platinum statue of Spyro.
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#7
How much do new parents cost?
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#8
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How do you get upstairs in your slide house?


Another slide. Duh.

I'd

1) Buy new equipment
2) Travel to france
3) Buy a motorcycle and travel as far as I could
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#9
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1. Kill slaveofsatan
2. Get this thread closed
3. Bribe zapp to make me an admin


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How do you get upstairs in your slide house?


that,freedoms_stain,is a brilliant question.. 0_0
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#10
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How much do new parents cost?

They go for about an angst and a half.


You're not far off.
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#11
I've only got one thing, and that's finance Jeremy Clarkson to run for the chairman of the United Nations.
#12
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How do you get upstairs in your slide house?

anti-gravity slide.
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#13
1. Buy a vial of holy water blessed by John Petrucci.
2. Make a 3-piece suit out of $100 bills.
3. Blend the rest very finely just in case I get aids and need a money injection.
#14
1.Open a music shop in my town
2.Build a giant garden, in the middle will be a huge fountain that emits LSD
3.Get a duck named Brutus
#15
1. Buy lots of musical equipment
2. Buy lots of recording equipment
3. Buy a fourth and fifth slot for answers.
4. Buy a recording studio with unpaid staff.
5. Flaunt my money so women will do me.
#16
Quote by slaveofsatan
What are three random things you'd do if you had a uncanny amount of money?
My three things would be:
1. Hire people to be living garden gnomes.
2. Make all the staircases in my house into slides.
3. Get a huge couch, one about five times bigger then a normal couch.


GO!

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#17
1. Buy massive amounts of cannabis and a RooR Green Label with a diffuser and ashcatcher.
2. Buy my own island.
3. Buy a ridiculous amounts of 4X12's and a mesa boogie Mark IV head and a ESP or Gibson Custom.
#18
1 Buy UG
2 Buy Vincent745 and force into re-enacting his ureh video for eternity
3Fund a group of scientists to find the cures every disease, and to fidnd a ressurection formula
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#19
1. Buy a tour bus full of old guitars
2. Revive Kurt Cobain
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#20
id build an underwater home

id have a submarine in which i travel the world and visit all my dream places

5 sex slaves ( blonde,brunnete,red headed white women, asian, and hispanic)


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#21
1)Get it in pennies and throw it at people!!!
2) Get it in Half dollars and throw it at people!!!
3) Eat the rest.
#22
1. Get a samurai mansion thing in the Japanese mountains
2. Get a little secret passage made with metre-high door, with a massive golden slide that goes underground to this place with all this treasure
3. Buy some land on the moon
#25
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1. Buy all the gear in the world
2. Get me some lesbians


3. SEX


So, how do you plan on getting a LESBIAN to have sex with you?
#26
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So, how do you plan on getting a LESBIAN to have sex with you?



he has money..they have no choice lol
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#27
1. Go to Boarding School
2. Guitars,&Guitar Pros
3. A giant house with a huge slide from my bedroom. The house will be filled with a Guitar room and many servants and many designers.
#28
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So, how do you plan on getting a LESBIAN to have sex with you?

#29
1. buy a small 3rd world country and be supreme master over it
2. replicate the Colosseum
3. host gladiator fights

Basically recreate my own mini version of the Roman Empire
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#30
1. a vending machine that dispenses every kind of gatorade there is, complete with a guy coming by every couple of weeks to refill it.

2. same thing, only with beer

3. a house with enough bedrooms that all of my friends can live there rent-free.
#32
1. Build a ridiculously huge dracula-esque castle, populate it with dangerous creatures, then circulate rumors about a beautiful virgin locked in the basement, and not live there.

2. Have my own army of samurai and ninjas

3. Buy the ability to teleport (you can do anything with enough money)
#35
1. I would buy the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. If you don't know what that is, it's the only 6 star hotel in the world.
2. I would go around town buying every guitar/instrument/sound equipment I want
3. I would buy another house or two for my family to live in so that I don't have to commute all the way downtown for uni -.-
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#37
1. Buy a Yellow Submarine and live in it.
2. Buy Pluto
3. Buy the rights to "Happy Birthday to You"

and then from the Happy Birthday copyright money that I get every time I sue someone for singing it, I'd buy the internet. I'd also somehow acquire a time machine and go back to Woodstock.
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Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#38
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1. I would buy the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. If you don't know what that is, it's the only 6 star hotel in the world.
2. I would go around town buying every guitar/instrument/sound equipment I want
3. I would buy another house or two for my family to live in so that I don't have to commute all the way downtown for uni -.-


Actually, it's 7 stars.
#39
I would buy:
1. The World (islands in Dubai)
2. China
3. High Speed Internet
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#40
1. Purchase one copy of every CD in the world.
2. Purchase China in order to house all of the CDs I just bought.
3. Use my money to somehow crash the stock market, and then revive it to a state in which it is the most active and profitable it's been...ever.
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