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#1
okay so im in a college english class and we were assigned an essay having to do with popular music from the last 30-40 years or so. to help the teacher showed a few videos. the last one was Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when its over he started kinda going off on a tangent about how sad it was that he died. and this guy goes, "WAIT he's dead!?"

the entire class just stops and looks at him.

someone goes..."yeah dude, he put a shotgun in his mouth and killed himself...it was like..over ten years ago..." the other guy goes, "he killed HIMSELF!!?" I didnt know if he was joking or not but he asked if he could use the restroom and didnt come back for like 20 minutes

anyway, just thought id share.


EDIT: he's canadian btw
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Last edited by gun4hire at Sep 24, 2008,
#2
That's not funny, that's sad.

Funny would be if the guy was canadian.

edit: AHAHAHA I KNEW IT
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Last edited by Kensai at Sep 24, 2008,
#3
Half the people in my class wouldn't even know who the hell Nirvana is.

EDIT: That's because I'm from Canada.
Last edited by Doppelgänger at Sep 24, 2008,
#4
HAY!^ and it was like over 20 years ago.

EDIT: to Kensai, and not 20 years, 15.
Last edited by Erik_Aero at Sep 24, 2008,
#7
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2008
-1994?


does not equal 20


See what I mean?
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#8
I honestly don't think he killed himself. Apparently there was too much heroine in his system for him to even move, and the suicide note wasn't in his writing. I think Courtney Love made someone do it. Just my opinion.
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#9
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so wut if hes canadian

he's actually black. or a black canadian if thats what you want him to be
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#10
Dude, you're from my neck of the woods. What college is this?
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#14
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Hey, no making fun of canadians. We might just have to send both our tanks AND Stephane Dion after you! tho they say hes not worth the risk.

Yes, you should be quaking in fear....



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#15
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Dude, you're from my neck of the woods. What college is this?

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i recently moved to anaheim and could go to a closer school, but i have friends there so i figured i would finish out my GE there. why? you arent gonna shoot the place up because of one idiot are you? if you are just let me know when so i know not to show up.
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#16
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You guys have tanks?

They're moose with a cardboard tube cellotaped to their head.

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#17
Don't **** with Canada
Canada=Guess Who

And are you suggesting he was weeping, is that why he left the classroom?
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#18
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I honestly don't think he killed himself. Apparently there was too much heroine in his system for him to even move, and the suicide note wasn't in his writing. I think Courtney Love made someone do it. Just my opinion.

i agree
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#19
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Quiet you.


Haha, fine

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#21
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I want him to be French.


I want him to be a french maid-*****.
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#22
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Haha, fine

(Just don't put me in a bag)


Why? Are you lactating?

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#23
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Don't **** with Canada
Canada=Guess Who

And are you suggesting he was weeping, is that why he left the classroom?

haha i guess. either that or he was masturbating.
he left the room for about 20 minutes thats all i know
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#24
George Bush is American and he's stupid as ****,but that doesn't mean all American's are stupid...
#25
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George Bush is American and he's stupid as ****,but that doesn't mean all American's are stupid...


I don't think he's that stupid. I mean he became president. What have you accomplished?
#26
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haha i guess. either that or he was masturbating.
he left the room for about 20 minutes thats all i know


The would be creepy...

Ohhhhh, his wife killed him.
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Somewhere along the lines of, "I just hit my neighbor."
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#27
actually that story wasn't funny at all.

how come people here still believed misinformed people are hilarious? so what if he hasn't got his finger on the pulse of an event that happened 14 frikken years ago. give me a break.
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#28
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I don't think he's that stupid. I mean he became president. What have you accomplished?

I was just naming someone off the top of my head.My point is,you shouldn't judge a country by just one individual.
#29
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George Bush is American and he's stupid as ****,but that doesn't mean all American's are stupid...

Somehow he won over the nation and convinced us to elect him, surely he can't be that dumb...But if he is, then that would make the population "stupider".

edit: beaten

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Fullerton JC
i recently moved to anaheim and could go to a closer school, but i have friends there so i figured i would finish out my GE there. why? you arent gonna shoot the place up because of one idiot are you? if you are just let me know when so i know not to show up.

Ah sweet, that was my guess when I saw you were from Anaheim. That's a cool area, I'm still in high school, but I spend a lot of time over there.


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#30
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actually that story wasn't funny at all.

how come people here still believed misinformed people are hilarious? so what if he hasn't got his finger on the pulse of an event that happened 14 frikken years ago. give me a break.

it wasnt so much that he didnt know as much as the shock and disillusion you could tell he was going through that was funny
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#31
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I want him to be French.


black french canadian.
its possible.
#32
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I was just naming someone off the top of my head.My point is,you shouldn't judge a country by just one individual.



Yes you should.


jk


I dont think he is that huge of a fan, he didnt know he was dead after all.. I mean I dont think he was crying, so he must have been faping..
#33
acctuely, didnt he accidently strangle himself with a rope by having underwater sex that how i thought he died???? i didnt think he bleew his head off, correct me if im wrong
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#34
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acctuely, didnt he accidently strangle himself with a rope by having underwater sex that how i thought he died???? i didnt think he bleew his head off, correct me if im wrong

consider yo'self corrected nyuckah
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#35
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Hey, no making fun of canadians. We might just have to send both our tanks AND Stephane Dion after you! tho they say hes not worth the risk.

Yes, you should be quaking in fear....


Yea! that's right. we'll send stephane dion and he'll tax you to death and destroy all your non-profit organizations that help people in need.

stephane dion is an ass. Sorry if anyone is offended, but i hate that man and his taxes with a passion
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#36
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Fullerton JC
i recently moved to anaheim and could go to a closer school, but i have friends there so i figured i would finish out my GE there. why? you arent gonna shoot the place up because of one idiot are you? if you are just let me know when so i know not to show up.

:-D This is really funny. I'm a guitar major there.
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#37
If my teacher had said, "It's sad that Cobain died," I would've said, "No it's not."
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#38
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Hey, no making fun of canadians. We might just have to send both our tanks AND Stephane Dion after you!


We would only send in Dion to get annihilated in the first wave. After their defenses are weakened, the final blow would come from our Mountie moose lancers led by Chretien. He'll choke your commandos! We also have beavers that shoot lasers from their eyes. LASERS! Don't fuck with Canada.

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black french canadian.
its possible.


I don't know why but black French people are pretty damn cool for some reason.


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Don't **** with Canada
Canada=Guess Who


We're better than that.

Canada = The Guess Who, Rush, 3 Inches of Blood, Leonard Cohen and Gordon Lightfoot. Gordon fucking Lightfoot! The greatest song writer in history.
Last edited by Trefellin at Sep 25, 2008,
#39
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Canada = The Guess Who, Rush, 3 Inches of Blood, Leonard Cohen and Gordon Lightfoot. Gordon fucking Lightfoot! The greatest song writer in history.


They have Gordon Lightfoot, they win.
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#40
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Somehow he won over the nation and convinced us to elect him, surely he can't be that dumb...But if he is, then that would make the population "stupider".


but your forgetting the Florida "miscount" in 2000
and the evalangelists in 2004

he wasnt elected he was appointed and then he was the "god chosen" leader

YAY FOR A SHITTY ECONOMY
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