#3
dont care to get shitfaced and screw ugly things and be a crying sack of beer that wants to fight.
id rather be high and be happy.
#4
Alcohol doesn't affect me in any way other than withering away my liver. I can't get drunk, technically.
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#5
I drink is nice once in awhile.
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#7
Quote by caskettheclown
dont care to get shitfaced and screw ugly things and be a crying sack of beer that wants to fight.
id rather be high and be happy.

+10

But I occasionally drink something like a 6 pack to keep a decent buzz going. I really don't need to get wasted and sick.
#8
i dont drink
only vodka
and baby seal blood
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#11
being drunk last night got me some pussy ahahahaha if i were sober i'd fail miserably and lol, the girl left me her cellphone number that should be 9 digits and when i sobered up i had like 11 O_O
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#12
i usually get nice n happy once a week. i love it.

i dont do drugs, so i drink heavily instead
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#13
Jagermeister is the best beverage known to man.
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#14
It's fun and it makes me feel like I can do things I can't do/shouldn't even attempt.
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#15
I don't drink anymore.

I love to get other people drunk though, and watch them waddle about.
#17
i like it because i become funnier and more sociable, especially when everyone else is drunk. i don't fight people or break things when i'm drunk, so whatever.
#18
I hate the feeling weed gives me, but I love a good drink now and again. I'm really happy and relaxed when I drink.
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#19
Quote by soulflyV
Alcohol IS a drug.

So you do do drugs.



don't get smart kiddo, you know what i mean
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#21
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Yessum


drinks for all!
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#23
I like getting drunk a couple times a week, its pretty much a past time where i live...on that note my liver probably hates me...
#24
I drink.
A lot.
We have pancake keggers here where they serve beer and pancakes in the morning.
#25
Quote by uberphreak
Jagermeister is the best beverage known to man.


Lies.


I can't count the times I've gotten sick of Jägermeister.


It's just not pleasant to drink. Jägerbombs though...
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#26
i like being drunk. not completely wasted though. it definitely relaxes me, and makes me more social...but that probably isnt always a good thing.
#27
if a party is at 9pm im drunk at 9:30pm and usually just drink beer from then on. my general formula of getting to the "edge" of drunk and too drunk.