#1
OK here's the story. I had sex like two months ago (mine and the girl's first time). Our relationship had been strained for some time, and I ended up breaking up with her like two or three weeks after we did it. And no, I didn't just want her 4 that, she had begged for it for some time, and I gave in (regretting that now). She had been having fainting spells like a week or 2 afterwards, and ended up going to the hospital. They ran tests on her, including a pregnancy test, and they were all negative. She had fainting spells like this last year too, so she has a history of them. We had talked about it, and she even told me she had a period and there was nothing to worry about. Now, 2 months after we did it, she tells me she's pregnant.

I used a condom, and I didn't even finish cuz it was her first time and I had 2 stop cuz I wuz hurting her. I was nowhere close to ejaculating. I didn't feel the condom rip or anything. Is it even possible that this could happen? She has a history of lying to me, but I don't know if she was lying about the first pregnancy test and her having a period, or if she's lying about actually being pregnant. We dated for nearly 3 years and she took the break up very hard. Please please PLEASE tell me what u think!
#2
relationship thread/sex thread

i hate to do this but...

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Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#4
Maybe she had sex with a redneck and wants you to assume the role of the father.
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#5
falcon Punch!!!!!
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#6
oh btw.. FALCON PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


had to do it...
Quote by filthandfury
What if I accidentally wee in her?


When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#7
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falcon Punch!!!!!


you beat me to it =[
Quote by filthandfury
What if I accidentally wee in her?


When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#8
I was || that close to warning you two. ^^


As said relationship thread puhleeze.
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