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#3
1. Get Rag
2. Get Chloroform
3. ???
4. Profit (get laid in this case)
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#5
Stop calling them wemen.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



Bored? read these, or this
#7
Don't be yourself.
Why?
Because yourself sucks.

Learn to spell - Smart is sexy.

Don't objectify women.

Chastity belt.
so you don't have children.

If you want a woman just to play with, then you don't deserve one.
Eat shit and die.
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#8
Pee in her butt.
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#9
you want tricks to hook up with wee men?
well, what ever floats your boat...

[edit] damn you InvaderTSN, beat me to it
#11
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Pee in her butt.



ummm this
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#12
dude dont be a little bitch and talk to them..act like your the balls and they will want you...then when the time is right..pee in there butt
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#13
Open console:

sv_cheats 1

gitwemmenz

Then just press ctrl+w to generate a new wemen. There are bindkeys to get them to make you dinner and do the laundry etc, but I don't feel like listing them.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
Quote by Xiaoxi
Open console:

sv_cheats 1

gitwemmenz

Then just press ctrl+w to generate a new wemen.



cs reference?
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#16
Well, your first goal should never to go for just the hot chicks. Go for a girl that you interests you (not only physically, but personality-wise as well). Establish a almost-friends-but-not-quite relationship and once you feel she likes you, ask her out (ask her out no matter what your mind keeps saying to you). Ask her out to something simple, don't overthink it. Ask her out to hang out in the mall, watch a movie, grab a cup of coffee, whatever. She'll say yes and it's smooth sailing from there.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#17
Quote by Seth Shadows
Don't be yourself.
Why?
Because yourself sucks.

Learn to spell - Smart is sexy.

Don't objectify women.

Chastity belt.
so you don't have children.

If you want a woman just to play with, then you don't deserve one.
Eat shit and die.



This and mail order.
#18
Quote by frozen_soul
cs reference?


cs...

but its like steam in general...yeah...haha
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#19
Quote by StewieGriffin93
This and mail order.


does mail order really work?? like seriously?
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#20
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does mail order really work?? like seriously?

You'd better sig this.
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#21
Quote by amazing FretMan
does mail order really work?? like seriously?

yes my good hot wife love me good Natasha is her name
#22
Try a sex shop.
All you need is money and
an air compressor...

EDIT: But seriously, just try to gain some confidence.
When you do that just talk to them , get to know them
be nice. Dont objectify women. Just be yourself and
they shall come.
Last edited by BurgerDeath13 at Sep 25, 2008,
#23
im guessing mail order brides dont work
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#24
Quote by BurgerDeath13

EDIT: But seriously, just try to gain some confidence.
When you do that just talk to them , get to know them
be nice. Dont objectify women. Just be yourself and
they shall come.

Let me tell you TS that doesn't really work, all that will get you is "he's like a brother to me" it happens to me all the ****ing time, you gotta watch how nice you are, can't be too nice.
#26
Quote by amazing FretMan
does mail order really work?? like seriously?

Mail order brides work for the most time. But like buying things on eBay, they might not be as exactly described or they just might not be working properly.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#27
can't set out on such an adventure with thoughts of just sex, you must broaden the horizons and look for the overall picture which in this case is a woman. don't get (love) tunnel vision because that'll only screw you over in the long run. oh and DON'T BE A DOUCHE!
#28
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You'd better sig this.

You do realize that now people are going to sig you instead of the comment you thought was sig worthy
#29
Stop bieng shallow..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#30
Quote by Xiaoxi
Open console:

sv_cheats 1

gitwemmenz

Then just press ctrl+w to generate a new wemen. There are bindkeys to get them to make you dinner and do the laundry etc, but I don't feel like listing them.


I opened the console and lagged out
#31
Quote by amazing FretMan
im guessing mail order brides dont work



in soviet russia, mail order brides sex you!!!


wait, what?
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#32
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I opened the console and lagged out

Wow, your cpu must be really small...and short.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
Quote by geetarguy13
I'm kind of lonely and am needing a weman.

what do i need to do?

thanks guys
1 - learn to spell woman.
2 - ?????????
3 - PROFIT!!!
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#34
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
1 - learn to spell woman.
2 - ?????????
3 - PROFIT!!!

I can spell women just fine and I haven't seen a single penny.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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But our Band is Listana
#35
truthful answer:

treat said woman like trash. girls love guys like that.


and while most of you might think this is some kind of sarcastic "I'm gonna make TS totally screw up his life" kinda post, it's actually pretty accurate. just start watching around and you'll notice.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#36
thats no lie, this girl I liked in high school, she didnt smoke, drink, or do drugs, she had over a 4.0 GPA, but she went out with the biggest pieces of drunken drug abusing shit in our school, so Its_Rock77 is right
#37
Quote by Trefellin
Tricks? I hear the vanishing card trick gets the ladies hot.

Just a little tip here, make sure the card "vanishes" into her cleavage so you can dig your card back out at the end of the trick. When you reach in say "I can't be walking around with a short deck can I?"


I guarantee she'll put out for you.
#38
To get hot women:

1) Get room-temperature woman.
2) Start fire.
3) Throw woman in fire.
4) Have a hot woman, and do the dishes/laundry/cooking/cleaning yourself.


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#39
Step 1, Don't ask the pit.
Step 2, Go through your wardrobe, odds are there isn't much in there that will grab the attention of a hot chick. Seriously get some nicer clothes and girls will start to notice you more. I know it sounds shallow and material but it works. Of course you do have to have a fairly good build and look alright to start with.
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#40
just become a pimp/drug dealer and before you know it you'll be gettin all da hoes you could ever want
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