#1
Irishrover says:
k well like
Irishrover says:
Do you really want the details
booey says:
Well
Do I?
Am I going to feel like throwing up afterwards or not
You tell me
Irishrover says:
I don't know
Irishrover says:
basically we just started with like, her on top sort of
which I don't know wasn't too weird
because I mean, she was like big
but not like rolls or flabby
if you know whaT I mean?
she had a big body shape but not like fat flaps
booey says:
ROFL ROLLS AND FLABBY
Irishrover says:
yeah
she didn't have those
booey says:
Yeah she did lmao
Irishrover says:
she just had a big round body shape
booey says:
Its ok
Irishrover says:
nah
she just had a round body shape man
and huge breasts
and anyway so she started out on top and we did that for awhile
she got a little sweaty I guess
booey says:
hahahahah
Irishrover says:
then like, after a bit, we changed it up
and basically through like a 5 minute interval we eventually got to doggie style
and we pretty much finished off that way
booey says:
So it went for about what 5 minutes?
lmao smasht.
Irishrover says:
no the interval did
Irishrover says:
I just said we started with her on top then went to a 5 minute interval, implying there had been more before and was going to be more afterwards
but yeah then on doggie style
we did that for like
seemed like a long time
it's kind of weird to stay in one position
I find it like... awkward
I guess
but yeah and I was like sweating on her lower back
Irishrover says:
but she seemed to be into that
booey says:
LMAO
Man
**** that's funny.
Irishrover says:
and then we just like
finished off with me on top
which tbh was good we finished when we did because holding myself up is ****ing tiring
the end


yea i ****ed a fat chick
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin


Thanks man.
#3
You know whats ****ed? I actually meant to call this thread something regarding fat chicks, but for some reason my fingers typed something different. I must have some sort of ****ed up gay subconscious.
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin


Thanks man.
#4





I don't know if I should report this thread or not? I'll let others decide...
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#5
I'm proud to say I LOL'd and I don't know why.
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#6
This is so confusing! You make no sense! (YES I stole the smiles idea from the 3rd post)

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#7
This thread really needs the pear.

But, in case no one noticed...

TS FUCKED A FAT CHICK
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#8
Wait, so you'd rather be a chick who was getting nailed by a fat dude?

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#10
Fat chick eh... all I have to say is this. If I wanted cushion I'd get a pillow.
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#12
So you nobbed a fat chick and now you wish you were female?

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You've earned them son.

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#13
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I don't know if I should report this thread or not? I'll let others decide...


Whats to report about it?!? Well props for not doing it at least.


But yeah, way to **** a fat chick. I'm sure Union Jake enjoyed it.

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touche sir.
#14
fat chicks need lovin too...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#15
Man, I'm glad I got on here tonight.

One UGer want's to kill himself over no laptop and no guitar, the other ****ed a fat chick.

God, you gotta love the next generation of kids.
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#16
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Whats to report about it?!? Well props for not doing it at least.


it's a pointless thread that will eventually be closed by the mods anyways

but it gave me a good laugh, so I really couldn't care less.
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...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#17
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Man, I'm glad I got on here tonight.

One UGer want's to kill himself over no laptop and no guitar, the other ****ed a fat chick.

God, you gotta love the next generation of kids.


Indeed.

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#18
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fat chicks need lovin too...


that's why they invented fat dudes.
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#19
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fat chicks need lovin too...

But they have to pay for it

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
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This thread really needs the pear.

But, in case no one noticed...

TS FUCKED A FAT CHICK


In case that's not clear enough

TS HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH AN OVERSIZED FEMALE
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#21
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that's why they invented fat dudes.

I thought they made those for people's entertainment
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#22
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Man, I'm glad I got on here tonight.

One UGer want's to kill himself over no laptop and no guitar, the other ****ed a fat chick.

God, you gotta love the next generation of kids.

don't forget the guy yesterday that boned his cousin and got her pregnant
#23
ok?


well done?
O.K.

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