#1
Okay, as weird as the above title is, this is for real and I don't know what to do about this. Here it goes...I play guitar myself allright, I'm a woman as well, and I listen to many types of Rock, however whenever I listen to Stoner/Doom Rock, especially from the 70's the vagina seems to rumble like an earthquake.

It turns me on like crazy, I believe it must be worse than viagra, I think there is something about the melodies in the songs, the combination of heavy riffs stroked over with blues and the talkative vocals that somehow affects my feelings.

I listened to Pentagram's "First Daze Here" for an hour or so, then it got out of hand, I stopped listening to it for some hours and listened to something else, after this I listened to it again, and the horniness came right back on. I would never in my life imagine that this type of music could have such an huge effect on a human's body. You try it yourself if you don't believe me, but it can be different from person to person, either that or I am the biggest FREAK alive.

And whenever I hear one of the songs it's like I imagine how the song is played on the fretboard, and obviously a nice dude strumming it, haha, (and no I don't want a boyfriend, I am married to music and I am not under 18) but then I learn the song myself by ear like right out of the ****ing blue! And this isn't even my favourite type of music, I prefer progressive 60s/70s stuff, I downloaded the record due to my curiousity of music.

I am afraid I can never ever attend a Stoner/Doom rock gig in my life, because it would be too much since it's live. Here is a link for the album: http://chrisgoesrocks.blogspot.com/2008/04/pentagram-first-daze-here-1972-76-us.html


So I guess I should stop listening to it, but whenever I do I miss it again!
#4
do u chick fap when u listen to it
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#5
I get hard when I listen to Lionel Ritchie.

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#7
You telling me about how you're turned on turns me on.

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#9
TROOOOOOOOOLL

You registered for an account today just to say this?

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#10
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Pic related, it's Gelactica's vagina.

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#13
There is no way this is true. It can't be.


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#14
In the immortal words of Kensai, "I only get hard thinking abut the lord."

I'd come up with something sensible now, but I got nothing. Listening to the Distillers makes me hard, but that's because I always imagine Brody Dalle whenever I hear her voice.
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Dude, you better take that down before you get banned

I saw one picture of a huge crack running down the street, but I thought that was too risky >.>

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#16
that is the hottest thing i have ever read on this site. for real i got teh boner
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#17
yeah, this isnt really strange to me, Ive heard it before, and I dated a chick for a while who would get turned on wheneevr she heard that low deep growl thats in like every metalcore song ("Oooooooh..Uuuuuuuh" *gargle sounds/mumble sounds*) and she was into like the beatles, haha.
#18
I often get turned on by Artefact. GO FIND THEIR MUSIC NOW.

On topic, music don't do that for, but a chick who's like that definitely does.
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#19
Everytime I hear Dave Grohl sing in his purty voice, I get a mighty rumble in the whisker buscuit also.
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#20
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I often get turned on by Artefact. GO FIND THEIR MUSIC NOW.

On topic, music don't do that for, but a chick who's like that definitely does.

This is the second time you've turned me onto a kickass black metal band...
And I don't listen to black metal.
Props to you, sir.
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This.

Thanks, Troll TS. I just lost my boner. Ok, I wasn't hard to begin with. But if I was, I would have lost it right there.
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#25
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This is the second time you've turned me onto a kickass black metal band...
And I don't listen to black metal.
Props to you, sir.

If it took this long for me to convince you to listen to Artefact, I'm not whoring them out nearly enough. I need to step up my game.
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This.

Thanks, Troll TS. I just lost my boner. Ok, I wasn't hard to begin with. But if I was, I would have lost it right there.

I'm still at half-mast. Oh, look, it knows we're talking about him and now he's hiding.


I'm sorry, he's just very self-conscious. He's really a great guy once you get to know him, maybe we can set up a play date?
#27
I am so glad that Gelactica registered to tell us this.
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#28
Ok, so no help for this, it seems and yes there are women in the internet dudes, and no I didn't sign-up today just to post this as I'll post other stuff not related to this DUH, as this is like the biggest guitar forum that exists and other non-musicians would never understand such a subject and I can't like talk to it to my friends or my family, ya know what I mean? Because they would certainly just think I'm out of my ****ing mind. I guess I'm gonna delete the album from my computer and NEVER EVER listen to it again, and run in my cave whenever I hear it again!

I just had to get it out somewhere, that's all. Sorry if it offended anyone. And AGAIN it is true, try and listen to the record, not just song after song, there is something in these melodies that affect hmmm inner feelings down there, and if I am the only one who believes this there is something horrible wrong with me.
#29
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I just had to get it out somewhere, that's all. Sorry if it offended anyone. And AGAIN it is true, try and listen to the record, not just song after song, there is something in these melodies that affect hmmm inner feelings down there, and if I am the only one who believes this there is something horrible wrong with me.

You talking about how melodies affect your inner feelings down there affect my outer feelings down there.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
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Ok, so no help for this, it seems and yes there are women in the internet dudes, and no I didn't sign-up today just to post this as I'll post other stuff not related to this DUH, as this is like the biggest guitar forum that exists and other non-musicians would never understand such a subject and I can't like talk to it to my friends or my family, ya know what I mean? Because they would certainly just think I'm out of my ****ing mind. I guess I'm gonna delete the album from my computer and NEVER EVER listen to it again, and run in my cave whenever I hear it again!

I just had to get it out somewhere, that's all. Sorry if it offended anyone. And AGAIN it is true, try and listen to the record, not just song after song, there is something in these melodies that affect hmmm inner feelings down there, and if I am the only one who believes this there is something horrible wrong with me.

No, I think you're right.


After giving it a couple more listens my johnson is more excited than a fat man at a twinky factory.

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Ok, so no help for this, it seems and yes there are women in the internet dudes, and no I didn't sign-up today just to post this as I'll post other stuff not related to this DUH, as this is like the biggest guitar forum that exists and other non-musicians would never understand such a subject and I can't like talk to it to my friends or my family, ya know what I mean? Because they would certainly just think I'm out of my ****ing mind. I guess I'm gonna delete the album from my computer and NEVER EVER listen to it again, and run in my cave whenever I hear it again!

I just had to get it out somewhere, that's all. Sorry if it offended anyone. And AGAIN it is true, try and listen to the record, not just song after song, there is something in these melodies that affect hmmm inner feelings down there, and if I am the only one who believes this there is something horrible wrong with me.




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#32
Well holy shit, I should play stoner doom metal...
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#33
Give me your address. I'll play some stoner doom... in your vaj.
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#35
pics?
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#36
You honestly expected a semi-rational answer from the Pit? Wow...you seriously need to hang out here more.

Anyway my ex-girlfriend used to get turned on by similar stuff (Kyuss, Earth) or at least she told me so today. Now at least I understand why the only time she ever wanted to listen to my Kyuss CDs was when we had sex.
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#37
Turn on Let us Prey by Electric Wizard and sit on the basspeaker (Howard Stern style). It always works for me