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#1
I was at school today eating lunch when the girl next to me starts talking about how she lost her virginity like it was no big deal with some one she know for to weeks
By the way i am a 8 grader
I am also christian and against premarital sex
Last edited by doomsday5567 at Sep 25, 2008,
#2
Yeah, underaged sex just appeared in the last few years. True story.


In other news, Doomsday5567 still has no pubes.
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Yeah, underaged sex just appeared in the last few years. True story.


In other news, Doomsday5567 still has no pubes.


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#8
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I am also Christin

Hi Christin, I'm Mark!
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


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#9
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shes easy, and she wants you to know it.
i think you've got something there mate


this.



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#10
Quote by doomsday5567
I am also Christian and against premarital sex

my parents tried to pull that same shit on me.
F*CK THAT!
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#12
Well, as much as I want to bash this guy I have to agree with him. The world SUCKS right now. Its not a new thing, but its still showing more and more each day. Drugs, Sex, Drinking... although it only used to be us rockers doing it, a bunch of ****ing posers are doing it to seem cool. Those used to be our things.

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I am also Christin and against premarital sex


Wait...

You, kind sir, have just shown massive amounts of fail. Way to kill any good UG rep you may have once had.
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touche sir.
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#16
Quote by doomsday5567
starts talking about how she lost her virginity


Bullsh*t. 99% of kids your age will say that just to brag but I doubt they're actually mature enough to take their clothes off in front of their significant other.
#17
practically +1 to all those replies.

Dood, after 1950, people realized that there is more to life than family values and all that crap. They realized that Jesus is like what? 3000 years over due, and that after the WWII, it seemed to many that life was short and god wasnt there for those people.

Eventually things started to unfold, and promiscousity and all that stuff started up.
now, its soo common, that noone cares.

Oh and CHRISTIANS don't hang around in this hellhole we call the pit do they?
#18
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my parents tried to pull that same shit on me.
F*CK THAT!

its not my parents choice but mine
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practically +1 to all those replies.

Dood, after 1950, people realized that there is more to life than family values and all that crap. They realized that Jesus is like what? 3000 years over due, and that after the WWII, it seemed to many that life was short and god wasnt there for those people.

Eventually things started to unfold, and promiscousity and all that stuff started up.
now, its soo common, that noone cares.

Oh and CHRISTIANS don't hang around in this hellhole we call the pit do they?

Christians? No

Christins? Yes
#20
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shes easy, and she wants you to know it.
i think you've got something there mate

Yea, this guy's right. Don't waste a golden opportunity lol
#21
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practically +1 to all those replies.

Dood, after 1950, people realized that there is more to life than family values and all that crap. They realized that Jesus is like what? 3000 years over due, and that after the WWII, it seemed to many that life was short and god wasnt there for those people.

Eventually things started to unfold, and promiscousity and all that stuff started up.
now, its soo common, that noone cares.

Oh and CHRISTIANS don't hang around in this hellhole we call the pit do they?



The fact that people in the 1950s had more family values is bull shit anyway. There was still adultery, alcoholism, child abuse, rape, just like there's always been.
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Oh and CHRISTIANS don't hang around in this hellhole we call the pit do they?

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I am. I've also contributed more to this site than you ever will.



OH SHNAP
#25
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its not my parents choice but mine


Dude, the only people with your mindset are either...

A) Brainwashed by parents, church, and such.
or B) Cannot get laid.

You have just chosen B, I hope your bible keeps you warm at night you fool!
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#26
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OH SHNAP

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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#28
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Dude, the only people with your mindset are either...

A) Brainwashed by parents, church, and such.
or B) Cannot get laid.

You have just chosen B, I hope your bible keeps you warm at night you fool!

What, do you want your honeymoon to be like?

A) Awkward, but still something you've never tried before
B) Great, but the same as last week
#29
Quote by tonedeafidiot
What, do you want your honeymoon to be like?

A) Awkward, but still something you've never tried before
B) Great, but the same as last week

Wait...


That's why I wasn't allowed to come to Hawaii with my mom?
#30
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What, do you want your honeymoon to be like?

A) Awkward, but still something you've never tried before
B) Great, but the same as last week

I choose B, final answer.
#31
Quote by elekguit
Dude, the only people with your mindset are either...

A) Brainwashed by parents, church, and such.
or B) Cannot get laid.

You have just chosen B, I hope your bible keeps you warm at night you fool!

i rather live life like there is god and die to find out there isn't than live life like a sinner and die to find out there is
#33
Good for you in your decision. Just hold true to your values, you are gonna need them next year.
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#36
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What, do you want your honeymoon to be like?

A) Awkward, but still something you've never tried before
B) Great, but the same as last week



Just because you have had sex before will not make your honeymoon any worse, or any less special.


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i rather live life like there is god and die to find out there isn't than live life like a sinner and die to find out there is



That doesn't sound like faith in God. That only sounds like you are making sure you've got yourself covered. God hates that.
#37
Quote by Seryaph
Just because you have had sex before will not make your honeymoon any worse, or any less special.


That doesn't sound like faith in God. That only sounds like you are making sure you've got yourself covered. God hates that.

This is true, I had a beer with the man himself last week and he does hate that.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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Last edited by TooFast at Sep 25, 2008,
#38
TS, why would you bring such moral issues to the pit?
i mean honestly, pit monkeys only care about a root, luls and random threads of BS.

not this moral shit.
more over, not to burst your bubble, but most of Christianity is a lie, hence my atheism. therefore there moral code and ethical teachings are a lie.
nuff said.
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#39
I have to admit that it's ridiculous when you have at least two pregnant chicks in every class.
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#40
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What, do you want your honeymoon to be like?

A) Awkward, but still something you've never tried before
B) Great, but the same as last week


B. Absolutely. I'd much prefer my honeymoon to be about love and fun than finally getting my woman in the sack. And then the chance of my new wife to be being a virgin too, with A she'd be in pain and not enjoying it nearly enough.

I'm not saying you should start having sex now or anything. But personally, give me B anyday.


Edit: But oh yeah, the world sucks and that girl is going to end up in a bad way if she's not lying. So ya know... hit it and quit it.
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