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#1
So UG, got any words of wisdom for someone whos about to become an irresponsable adult ?
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#6
Quote by estranged23
ass to mouth is sometimes acceptable in the heat of the moment.

Hope that helps

Clerks...
#9
Quote by smb
Why haven't you invited us?


Thats the thing,
I think my friends/family are up to somthing becuase I was told to be ready for 7 tomorro night, I asked where we were going and they said its a surprise
So technically THEY didnt invite you, dont you think I would have invited UG had I known what I was doing
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#10
Quote by GhostReverie
as soon as you turn 18, you will start getting i.d.'d
This is true and very irritating
#11
Quote by StratoTele
Clerks...


And on this joyous day the most cherished of cookies is awarded to you squire
#12
Quote by estranged23
ass to mouth is sometimes acceptable in the heat of the moment.

Hope that helps


Ive seen clerks 2
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#13
Quote by Masamune
Don't ever suck a dick for crack
EVER

WTF am I gonna do with all this crack now?!
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#14
Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
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I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#15
Quote by Bendybaws
WTF am I gonna do with all this crack now?!


Get Bj's for all that crack
duh

" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#17
Quote by loubot123
Get Bj's for all that crack
duh


I can be in Glasgow in the next hour
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#19
Quote by GhostReverie
go celebrate by seeing in flames and gojira saturday at the barras. ill buy you a wkd haha


I was unaware that they were playing the barras on saturday
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#21
Quote by Bendybaws
I can be in Glasgow in the next hour



I guess I walked right into that one
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#23
Quote by freedoms_stain
Drink loads, someone will hold the birthday girls hair back when the time comes


I tend to fall asleep under tables when Im in that state
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#24
Quote by loubot123
I tend to fall asleep under tables when Im in that state

Geez what the hell you been doing under tables?
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#25
Quote by loubot123
Thats the thing,
I think my friends/family are up to somthing becuase I was told to be ready for 7 tomorro night, I asked where we were going and they said its a surprise
So technically THEY didnt invite you, dont you think I would have invited UG had I known what I was doing
Your friends always leave me out

I think they're just jealous.
#26
Quote by Xplozive
Geez what the hell you been doing under tables?



.....sleeping
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#27
Quote by loubot123
Ive seen clerks 2


(kicks can in the air)

GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!
#28
Quote by loubot123
I tend to fall asleep under tables when Im in that state
In that case, mix your drinks, that'll keep you awake.

I'm not good at advice, sorry
#29
Quote by smb
Your friends always leave me out

I think they're just jealous.


I think its becuase they know if UG were incharge of a surprise party, it would be 10x better, they dont wanna be upstaged I guess
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#30
Quote by estranged23
(kicks can in the air)

GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!

" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#31
Quote by GhostReverie
go celebrate by seeing in flames and gojira saturday at the barras. ill buy you a wkd haha
I'll be at that. Gojira are supporting? Good, I don't have to be there until 8.30 then (Seen Gojira before, worst £12 I ever spent)
#33
When I was 18 I did alot of orgies and drugs, as it was the style of the time. But uh... my granddaughter loves watching teletubbies, maybe that's whats hip these days?
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#35
Blow all your money at the strip club.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#36
Gojira were quality when I saw them at the Academy. Like everyone else said, go to Glasgow Central, get aff yer tits, suck a lot of dick and do anal. That's what I did.
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#37
Quote by TooFast
Blow all your money at the strip club.
Diamond Dolls?

More like Saggy Hos

Not that I've been...
#38
Quote by Kensai
When I was 18 I did alot of orgies and drugs, as it was the style of the time. But uh... my granddaughter loves watching teletubbies, maybe that's whats hip these days?

Fapping is not an orgy. No matter what kind of drugs are involved.


Happy birthday dude. You can now be thrown out of the house.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#39
Quote by freedoms_stain
Diamond Dolls?

More like Saggy Hos

Not that I've been...

I quite enjoyed it.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#40
You are legal now so its time to fork over the nudes.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
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