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#1
I have a confession UG, I have lied to you in the past.

There is no masochist girlfriend.
That was made up to make the 14 year old testosterone monkeys squirm and possibly sin a little.
There is, however, a beautiful fiancee who I love more than anything in the whole world.

I also realize that I may have been cruel to come of you in the past, insulting your music or giving you bad date advice.
Gentlemen, here is your date advice: ask questions, but also be real about yourself. Treat her with the same respect you would treat a Goddess in the flesh (because that's what she should be to you). PAY FOR EVERYTHING.
I apologize to whomever it was for the bad date advice. I hope your date went well, and if it didn't because of me, I am truly sorry.

So here is the real me UG, not some cold heartless dick, but a real person.
My name is Gene. I play guitar. In all likelihood, much better than you.
I am engaged to the most beautiful girl in the world. Her name is Heather. I feel like I have wronged her more than anyone with these joke posts. I'm sorry baby, I was just jokin' around, and I love you more than anything in the world.

There it is.
Please forgive me UG.
I am a better person than that.
"Love truth, Pardon error."-Voltaire

My Gear:
Schecter Hellraiser FR
Gibson Black Beauty
Schecter Avenger
Mesa Triple Rectifier
Marshal 1962 4X12 cab
Dunlop Jazz III's
#7
Now look what you've done!

...I started crying

In all seriousness, though. I'm glad you've come out of your closet and realized you're gay not supposed to be evil and mean to other people.



EDIT:
Also I suspect you have plenty of aftergrowth coming along...
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I also realize that I may have been cruel to come of you in the past, insulting your music or giving you bad date advice


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gay

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Gay...
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


Last edited by BloodMoon666 at Sep 25, 2008,
#11
We all know your abusive girlfriend made you make all this up, you realise?

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#14
No one cared then, no one cares now.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#17
Gene Simmons? Cool. My idol!
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#19
Hi Gene. I forgive you I guess.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#20
Quote by soulflyV
Who is this guy, and why should we care?

He is Gene. We should care because he's Gene. I mean.. Come AAAAHN!!
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Quote by Jaymz_515
We all know your abusive girlfriend made you make all this up, you realise?

+1
Guitar:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Jackson DK2-L w/ Dimarzio X2N
Takamine acoustic

Bass:
Fender Precision Bass

Amp:
Marshall AVTX150H
Behringer BG412F
Marshall MG15MSII
#22
I think I missed something...
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Every time I see your avatar I want to slit your neck with a butterknife. Goddamn Pingu.
#24
No, I'm better.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#25
You're no better than the Jonas Brothers for what you've done to me

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
#27
Quote by ThroughtheHaze
I have a confession UG, I have lied to you in the past.

There is no masochist girlfriend.
That was made up to make the 14 year old testosterone monkeys squirm and possibly sin a little.
There is, however, a beautiful fiancee who I love more than anything in the whole world.

I also realize that I may have been cruel to come of you in the past, insulting your music or giving you bad date advice.
Gentlemen, here is your date advice: ask questions, but also be real about yourself. Treat her with the same respect you would treat a Goddess in the flesh (because that's what she should be to you). PAY FOR EVERYTHING.
I apologize to whomever it was for the bad date advice. I hope your date went well, and if it didn't because of me, I am truly sorry.

So here is the real me UG, not some cold heartless dick, but a real person.
My name is Gene. I play guitar. In all likelihood, much better than you.
I am engaged to the most beautiful girl in the world. Her name is Heather. I feel like I have wronged her more than anyone with these joke posts. I'm sorry baby, I was just jokin' around, and I love you more than anything in the world.

There it is.
Please forgive me UG.
I am a better person than that.


I hope you try to kill yourself
you don't deserve to be on the face of this planet
#30
Yeah your good at guitar, but when yo marry her, she'll sell them for beuaty products.

BTW, This Thread is gay.
#31
Quote by soulflyV
Who is this guy, and why should we care?
what guy?

care about what?

*shrugs*

*leaves*
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#32
Don't worry about it mate, lies don't matter if noone's listening.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#33
Quote by rabidguitarist
Don't worry about it mate, lies don't matter if noone's listening.

What if I convince myself that I'm faster than a train and try to outrun one?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#35
Nobody named "Gene" plays guitar better than me.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
What if I convince myself that I'm faster than a train and try to outrun one?


This guy isn't lying to himself.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#39
BREASTS!
No what were you saying? Oh, yeah, I forgive you. Whatever.
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#40
pussy. treating women like goddesses is called putting them up on a pedestal and is the route to fail. theyre only people, just like you.

dude, you're totally whipped
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
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