#1
If you couldn't play the guitar and you had to join like the school band or something what instrument would you play i know for sure i would go tuba
#5
I'd play the electric triangle. One with a pickup, whammy bar and tone pots, through a daisy-chain of delay, chorus and flanger pedals, then out the business end of a Krankenstein amp.

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#6
Drums or percussion. Because it's all a lot of fun, and I've got experience.

Or maybe the sax. Because I know how to play that already, and it too is fun.
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I'd play the electric triangle. One with a pickup, whammy bar and tone pots, through a daisy-chain of delay, chorus and flanger pedals, then out the business end of a Krankenstein amp.


lulz

I'd play percussion. Cause i do play guitar and i suck at it , but I can already play drums
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#9
Tuba is for fat kids. I'm sorry, somebody had to say it.
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#10
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Sax, because it's the only instrument that can cry like a guitar


I would too if I wasn't asthmatic lol.
#12
dude, i'm not going to lie.... trumpet. i actually played it, and believe it or not, band camp rocked. i had massive game.


ahhh, no more

edit: though i do admit sax is definitely the coolest
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#13
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Sax, because it's the only instrument that can cry better than a guitar


for sure
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#15
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Tuba is for fat kids. I'm sorry, somebody had to say it.

That is true. Wow. I just realized how deadly accurate this claim is.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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dude, i'm not going to lie.... trumpet. i actually played it, and believe it or not, band camp rocked. i had massive game.


ahhh, no more

edit: though i do admit sax is definitely the coolest

I feel that the coolness of an instrument is based on who plays it. Who is cooler, John Coltrane or Miles Davis? The answer to that question is Miles Davis. Therefore trumpet.. especially when connected to a wah wah pedal and echoplex.. is cooler.
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#17
I hate sax, I Played tenor before playing guitar. I hated It, so boring, guitar was way much easiear, and fun.

Why did I played it, in my school it was compulsory from year 7 to 8 to play a wind instrument on the band. Yeah it sucked, I failed the subject music twice
#18
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That is true. Wow. I just realized how deadly accurate this claim is.

Yeah, I have a deep understanding of all things music.
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#19
I played the trombone. The only reason I played that is because all the other guys already took the drum positions.
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Apparently...

So I was thinking about my high school symphonic band, and all of the kids who played tuba, including one of my friends, were fat and plump. We even had a graduate student who's aiding my music teacher and joined the tuba section. He was a big burly black dude...

Tuba = Fat

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Apparently...

So I was thinking about my high school symphonic band, and all of the kids who played tuba, including one of my friends, were fat and plump. We even had a graduate student who's aiding my music teacher and joined the tuba section. He was a big burly black dude...

Tuba = Fat

I know. Whenever I picture Tuba players, I picture people who get really excited that there is a break in music for sixteen measures, because that gives them ample time to finish their sausage.
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#24
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Sax, because it's the only instrument that can cry like a guitar


Yeah, cry out of pain. Only an orchestral string player can truly make the audience weep tears of emotion.
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#25
Trumpet. I'd learn that song that they play when the king is walking into the castle.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#27
Tenor Sax. Percussion in band is annoying/boring as hell.
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#31
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Tuba = Fat

I can still dream to be a tuba player even though i am not fat maybe thats wy i am noot a tuba player lol
#32
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I know. Whenever I picture Tuba players, I picture people who get really excited that there is a break in music for sixteen measures, because that gives them ample time to finish their sausage.


...modes and scales are still useless.


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