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#1
has anyone (male, i mean) actually carried out the act of burning his pubic hair off as an alternative to cutting/shaving it? if so, how does it feel?
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#4
Just trim it down, then shave against the direction of the hair. You would have to be an absolute idiot to burn it off.
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#7
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Just trim it down, then shave against the direction of the hair. You would have to be an absolute idiot to burn it off.
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#10
Only a man would come up with this crackpot scheme. This is precisely why we have Immac: to discourage you from setting fire to your pubes.
#11
Try it, tell us how it feels
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#13
Quote by rabidguitarist
Just trim it down, then shave against the direction of the hair. You would have to be an absolute idiot to burn it off.


Never shave against the direction of the hair, youll bleed and get ingrown hairs, unless you have baby pubic hair. I learned that the hardway.
#14
...bringing fire to your bits.

Just another fantastically stupid idea coming from the Pit.

Come on, man, just shave it like a regular joe.
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#15
Burning melts all the hair together, so you have a clump of hair, makes a disgusting smell and burns your belly and your ****. Bad idea.
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I swear people just keep getting dumber.
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#19
I think it's a much cheaper and faster alternative to trimming for example. I also get rid of my nosehairs with a lighter and I think it's worth it. Economically.
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#21
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I think it's a much cheaper and faster alternative to trimming for example. I also get rid of my nosehairs with a lighter and I think it's worth it. Economically.


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#23
Make sure to cover your junk in in some kind of excelerant first i.e. Gas or karosene.


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#24
Why don't you just fry your balls while your at it?

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#27
You can burn it to shorten it, but not to competely get rid of it (and it smells like S%@!).

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Not that I would know from experience.



EDIT: It gets fun when it really starts to burn 'cause it's like a little forest fire down on your junk.
#29
Not a good idea. However, try using a chainsaw.
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#30
Fire + Penis.

What could possibly go wrong?
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#31
use industrial size garden shears instead
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#32
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#33
Yes, but I believe that's an exception. Something to do with charred genitalia.
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#34
Dont forget to use gasoline.
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#35
Quote by Kenny77

It gets fun when it really starts to burn 'cause it's like a little forest fire down on your junk.


finally, someone with experience.

i, for one, believe that burning is the fastest way to shorten all that hair
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#37
to eliminate the smell give your weeener a good dash of oldfashioned spray "axe" deodorant..... and then set it on fire!


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#38
This is not a bad idea. I know, because I leapt over a fire naked(a big big fire) in the summer hols and it singed my pubic hair good.

It was only a second, it didn't hurt when I jumped over it, and there is no risk of ingrown hairs or cutting yourself. Basically get a lighter, get a big flame on it, but only use the top bit because it is the least hot bit, and just quickly run it over your pubic hair.

Wait a bit, then do it again, being careful not to burn yourself, it won't be a clean cut like shaving, but it can make it really short, so you could either shave it then, or leave it as is(I do).

Use common sense, it takes less time, unless you are retarded it is completely safe, and it yields better results than a scissors.

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#39
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This is not a bad idea. I know, because I leapt over a fire naked(a big big fire) in the summer hols and it singed my pubic hair good.

It was only a second, it didn't hurt when I jumped over it, and there is no risk of ingrown hairs or cutting yourself. Basically get a lighter, get a big flame on it, but only use the top bit because it is the least hot bit, and just quickly run it over your pubic hair.

Wait a bit, then do it again, being careful not to burn yourself, it won't be a clean cut like shaving, but it can make it really short, so you could either shave it then, or leave it as is(I do).

Use common sense, it takes less time, unless you are retarded it is completely safe, and it yields better results than a scissors.

I'm not trolling, use your head.


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thank you,
the pit needs more rationality

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