#1
Ever feel like shitty stuff happens to you for no reason really?

Here's what happened:

My grandpa just left for WALMART to get some groceries. I stay home to do backed up homework. I take a really raunchy dump, so bad that I can hardly stand it, so I go to the store closet to retrieve Oust.

As I'm returning, can in hand, my foot becomes tangled in the rug outside the door to my room. As I struggle to free myself, I lose balance. I fall, skinning my arm on my nightstand and hitting my head on my headboard.

This is not the worst part.

For some reason I can't explain, the full, heavy bottle of Oust I had been carrying rockets out of my hand. It wisps across the room and straight into...

...my window. Shatters it.

I feel terrible. My grandpa is going to be pissed. It was an accident, but even so I feel responsible. My grandpa is out of work and things like this needn't happen considering the current financial state we're in.

He just recently bought me a new stereo too....

Well, a used stereo, 30 dollars, but even still, that's a lot. Now he has to buy a window too. I feel soo bad about it. I don't know how I'm going to tell him when he gets home.

Pit?...?
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#2
Tell him that you're sorry and that you'll pay him back for the damages? Is it really that hard?
#7
Tell him your smelly odours caused it.
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#8
tell him that its a side affect from turning into one of the POWER RANGERS!!!!

GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! DO-DE-DO-DE-DO-DO
GO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!
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#9
tell him that story, but dont say "raunchy dump" this time...
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#10
Take a photograph of what's outside your window
Rescale to the size of your window
Photoshop in a window over the image
????
PROFIT!!!!
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#11
Quote by Demonikk
Take a photograph of what's outside your window
Rescale to the size of your window
Photoshop in a window over the image
????
PROFIT!!!!


this,
or just tell him that some meddlin satan worshipping teenagers through a ball through his window.
#13
Step one: Collect underpants.

Step two: ???

Step three: Profit!
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