well im supposed to write a sonnet for tomorrow and im stumped with topics.

oh and nothing about rape or butt sex or anything like that
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I really hope I have a small penis.
Do one about serial killing.
write a sonnet about a bonnet.
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Write one about playing guitar, but reference everything so it could be taken as if you were talking about your pen0ris-rex.
Currently reading:

Crime and Punishment
The Age of Reason
Little Dorrit

"Illegitimis nil carborundum"
My advice:
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rape or butt sex

Alternatively, take lyrics from I Cum Blood and make it match the sonnet's line/cadence format.

It's alright, Pit, I've said all you can say. You can go back to sleep now.
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Just eat the headstock.

That'll make you look mad.