What would you do if your parent walked in whilst you were wanking??

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#3
I'd be more embarrassed if they walked in on me reading this thread.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#4
I'd say "Paw? Is that you?!? Oh my God, I thought you died in that car wreck all those years back, how did you survive? Where have you been??"

*emotional breakdown*
#5
you mean....

what DID i do??
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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#6
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I'd say "Paw? Is that you?!? Oh my God, I thought you died in that car wreck all those years back, how did you survive? Where have you been??"

*emotional breakdown*

yea, have an emotional breakdown with your pants at your ankles and your pesky in your hand, really convincing
#7
Quote by RU Experienced?
I'd say "Paw? Is that you?!? Oh my God, I thought you died in that car wreck all those years back, how did you survive? Where have you been??"

*emotional breakdown*


Then you run up to him to give him a hug but you do that funny walk when your pants are down to your knees, while your penis dangles left and right.
#8
Start screaming "My hand is raping me!!!!!!!one!!!111!eleven"
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#10
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I'd say "Paw? Is that you?!? Oh my God, I thought you died in that car wreck all those years back, how did you survive? Where have you been??"

*ejaculation*


Fixed.


Don't any of you pervs know how to lock a damn door?
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#12
id be like "ok, well, guys do this, so either leave or watch ur choice, cuz im not stopping either way".
^^whilst fapping
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#13
use the searchbar...I have been here only a couple months and I have seen way too many of these threads
#14
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Fixed.


Don't any of you pervs know how to lock a damn door?



No because my parents think that locked door + internet is the end of the world.
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#17
Turn off 'The Prestige' and tell my mates to get out.

But I'd act ice cool about the whole thing.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#18
^ I get it, hahahaha
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#20
Ask for a helping hand.
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#21
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Then you run up to him to give him a hug but you do that funny walk when your pants are down to your knees, while your penis dangles left and right.
Excuse you sir, but my penis doesn't dangle.


It drags on the carpet.
#22
id be like...yo moms n dadss....come check dis out..than id searchbar "if your parents walked in on you wanking...". and theyd be shocked at how many other threads their were
"You've got to dance like nobody else is watching.
Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

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This man has the right idea.


^
oh yeahhh
#24
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Thanks for this response. I really needed the giggle.

That's what I'm here for

Actually I just don't want to study for my exam tomorrow
#25
id ask them to join in.

incest, more like WINcest!
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
- Dr. Dre
#26
It all depends on what you were wanking to....if my mom walked in I'd open up a browser to some disney website and wait for her reaction...


Child porn?
#29
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Do a barrel roll



That made me think Icy Hot...

which led to the idea of using Icy Hot instead of lotion.

Somebody try this... it seems like a winner.
#30
I think I'd stop. Not sure.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#31
I don't "wank it", per se, but my response would be:

"My gynecologist was busy, sorry."
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#32
*looks at mom*
*looks down*

"well, that's not gonna suck itself"



maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
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#33
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Tow years too late



Actually I lost my old account password, and I don't have the email anymore to send the "I forgot my password" message to. I joined in 05 actually
#34
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Actually I lost my old account password, and I don't have the email anymore to send the "I forgot my password" message to. I joined in 05 actually



He was referring to the "joke," not your join date.
#35
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Actually I lost my old account password, and I don't have the email anymore to send the "I forgot my password" message to. I joined in 05 actually

Thank you for revealing that. Also, I just noticed I spelled "two" wrong.
#40
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You say you were just cleaning it.

Givin' 'er the 'ole spit shine, eh? *arches eyebrows and nudges with elbow*
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