#1
I just had a Fortune Cookie that read "Happy events will soon take place in your home."

NOW ITS YOUR TURN!

Only this time, make up your own fortune cookie fortune!!
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#2
Quote by brandon369852
I just had a Fortune Cookie that read "Happy events will soon take place in your home."

NOW ITS YOUR TURN!

Only this time, make up your own fortune cookie fortune!!


Happy events will soon take place in your home... IN BED!!!

So... how is this fun?
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the house burnt down
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#5
Quote by firebreath07
Happy events will soon take place in your home... IN BED!!!

So... how is this fun?

Woo!!! i'm getting laid!!!

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Quoting yourself is cool.


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#6
one of my fortune cookies said "The end is near"


like, wtf? arent they usually nice things?
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that wasnt scary daryldom, it turned me on


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#7
"OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU DIDN'T EAT THAT LO MEIN!"

"Help I'm stuck in a Fortune Cookie"

"Surprise! This cookie is contaminated with anthrax"

"Turn around, veeeery slowly"
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...
#9
"You will experience three lulz in the near future."
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#11
Quote by daryldom
one of my fortune cookies said "The end is near"


like, wtf? arent they usually nice things?


ROFL