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#1
So, my mom called the cops on me because I said "**** you."


I was kind of laughing because the police service people are probably like " is this women retarded or something?" I don't know if saying **** you to your mom is a criminal offense or something but I'm kinda pumped to see what the cops are going to do. lol

BTW, this all started because she didn't give me lunch money and I was being an ass about it. the cops could be coming right now... I just hope it is after supernatural. lol

Discuss your opinions on my dumb actions.
#4
Hit her so that she has a black eye when the cops come up to the door and it becomes a domestic violence case. Who knows, you may even make it onto COPS.
#5
that was very direspectful and wrong of you, she doesnt have to give you money you dumb bitch, that said calling the cops is out of line and actually wasting emergency services, she will probably get charged.
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#6
They can't do anything. Your mom would get in more trouble than you.
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#10
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#11
Well keep us posted, man. I wanna hear what happens.
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#12
Your mom is probably bluffing to get you to run to your computer and tell the pit about it and stop bothering her for money, and the cops aren't coming at all.
#13
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You were kind of being an ass about it, but calling the cops will get HER in trouble.


Were in Canada so, I think they will let it pass.
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So, my mom called the cops on me because I said "**** you."
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#16
gaghahahaha wow dude no offense but your mom is either dumb as hell or on her period, if shes still young enough. or menopause.. but seriously id video tape the whole thing and pull it out later when shes yelling at you and be like "remember this??!?!" haha
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#17
She was probably calling a doctor to see if it's too late for an abortion.
#18
You wanna know what I call? Not the police, but...

BS.

I doubt even the craziest of mothers would call the cops on her offspring over droping the f-bomb.
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#20
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It's called verbal assault. I watched a friend of mine almost get arrested for it.



I gave my mom to black eyes with my "**** you."


But seriously, I don't think that you can get arrested for that.

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#21
Haha, your parents don't love you.

You're obviously a test tube baby.

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I gave my mom to black eyes with my "**** you."


But seriously, I don't think that you can get arrested for that.


Let's hope you can't get arrested for not speeling gud.
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#25
if your not lying *pics or it didnt happen* first of all and tell us what happened
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#26
Quote by Graveworm
I gave my mom to black eyes with my "**** you."


But seriously, I don't think that you can get arrested for that.

Maybe not in Canada. But in Texas, the cops take that stuff seriously on account of the fact that they are all bored out of their skulls.
#27
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Haha, your parents don't love you.

You're obviously a test tube baby.


Let's hope you can't get arrested for not speeling gud.


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#29
verbal assault maybe
but i dnt think the cops will care and when they leave kick your mom in the cooch for calling the cops on you
#30
Quote by tonedeafidiot
Maybe not in Canada. But in Texas, the cops take that stuff seriously on account of the fact that they are all bored out of their skulls.



pfffft texas (mostly dallas) cops dont care. my family car got broken into and they didnt write up a police report untill we begged for like 10 minutes.
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#31
Raped. She's gonna get it.
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#32
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Yeah, I'm going to go up to the cops face and say CHEZZE MOTHERUFXCKERZ!


Yeah, I don't think so. lol
#34
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that was very direspectful and wrong of you, she doesnt have to give you money you dumb bitch, that said calling the cops is out of line and actually wasting emergency services, she will probably get charged.

He did admit he was wrong to do it. No need to flame.

And as for your Mum...
I hope you dont mind my asking TS, but is she usually that stupid?
#35
1) Either your mom is very stupid.
2) All of the above.


Wasting police time is an offense. They won't even come most of the time if it's something that stupid...
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#37
Wait so did you see her call the cops or did she just say that? If she did, it would definitely be an epic win for you haha
#38
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Yeah, I'm going to go up to the cops face and say CHEZZE MOTHERUFXCKERZ!


Yeah, I don't think so. lol

just snap one with your phone from down the hall or something when the cop is at your door talking to your mom. and the car on the street/driveway!
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#39
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He did admit he was wrong to do it. No need to flame.

And as for your Mum...
I hope you dont mind my asking TS, but is she usually that stupid?


Yup.


I thought she was retarded.


... I can hear her now talking to her friends about me on your phone.
#40
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Wait so did you see her call the cops or did she just say that? If she did, it would definitely be an epic win for you haha



She was talking in panic to them like I killed someone.
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