#1
So today, for the umpteenth time i was used for some inane purpose. Today it was some bullshit call to the police about the kid telling the old lady to **** off. I swear these people never seem to even realize its a two way street! Its like im just a ****ing tool for their communication, half the time they talk right through me like im not even there. I'm never even replaced on my cradle and im usually left under some dusty couch cushion. Well i'm tired of it! That kid is gonna be in for a surprise next time he wants some hot gay phone sex! Ima hang right up!
#2
wow im already tired of these
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