#1
so yeah im doing my daily Patrol and i got this Call-up about some kid Saying "**** you" to his mom

i got there and he was sitting on his frikkin computer like a Monkey with a keyboard

and the kid said he said it because he didnt have lunch money
but his mother said he had leftover money

so i asked the kid what happened to his money
he said he used it for some hot Gay phone sex service thing

well anyway today was Stupid

i'd rather be eating my Crispy Cremes and Looking at pr0n on the Police Computer

geez he just had to be a little Prick
#2
omg not another
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#4
The other ones were funny.
Not this.
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