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Yo Pit Monkeys

The other day at a family get together, my parents were talking to my aunties and uncles, and the topic of my love life came up. They were telling me that I had to find a Chinese girl who could speak chinese (me being chinese) and had to be Christian (me being Christian).

So UGers, what do your parents except your dream partner to be?
Discuss.
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#4
Go get a black satanist. Show them Mutha's..
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#5
That seems very specific. What if you fell in love with an amazing Buddhist girl or something?

My mother has sworn off men since her divorce. My dad is more concerned with my financial, rather than romantic stability, which I assure him I have under control.
#6
I told my parents I wouldn't get married or have children, so they'll probably expect either my computer or my bass to be my dream partner.
#7
My parents want me to marry someone who makes me eat lots of vegetables..

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#8
I'm not allowed to go out with anyone as long as I am under their roof. And they disown me if I don't marry a devout Catholic. D:
#9
Its none of their business for me. Definitely never getting married though lol.
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I'm not allowed to go out with anyone as long as I am under their roof.

I have the same problem, but what they don't know won't hurt them.
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My parents want me to marry someone who makes me eat lots of vegetables..

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#13
"race", religion etc. don't matter to them. As long as its a women :P.
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That seems very specific. What if you fell in love with an amazing Buddhist girl or something?

My mother has sworn off men since her divorce. My dad is more concerned with my financial, rather than romantic stability, which I assure him I have under control.


It is very specific. But I'm perfectly fine with that. If I fall in love with a non-christian-asian, I'm sure they'd be cool with it.
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#15
My parents aren't bigots or racists so they have no expectations, not that they have a say anyways
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#16
i think lately they have been urging me to date hispanic girls... but i cant help it if i like asian girls more... there certainly are a lot more of them in the area as well
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#17
As long as she's not a junkie or a political/religious extremist, I think they'll be fine.
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#18
They never decided mine, but they're completely supportive of my plan to wrangle up snakes, dig a pit, put the snakes in the pit, and pushing my brother's girlfriend in.
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My parents didn't want me to date a black, asian, hispanic, "damn indian", jew, hindu or godless girl.

Unlucky for them, I managed to find a girl who was all of the above combined and marry her.
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Yo Pit Monkeys

The other day at a family get together, my parents were talking to my aunties and uncles, and the topic of my love life came up. They were telling me that I had to find a Chinese girl who could speak chinese (me being chinese) and had to be Christian (me being Christian).

So UGers, what do your parents except your dream partner to be?
Discuss.


Don't be a pussy man, go out and hump anything that moves, first thing you get pregnant - marry. THAT'LL SHOW'M.
#22
Lol, my mum doesn't care.

I told her I'm gay just to see how she would react, and she was fine with it.
#23
I'm lucky, my mum doesn't see it as her place to tell me what to do with my life, and this was whilst I still lived with her. I mean I had the normal reasonable restrictions (don't come crawling back into the house at 2am high as a kite and waking everyone up, letting her know where I was etc) but my mum never saw fit to tell me what I could and couldn't wear, who I could and couldn't see... Looking back I took that for granted.
#24
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Maybe she just doesn't love you enough to care?

Just kidding. Im sure you've got a wonderful mother.

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#25
basically what you are "suppose" to get.
Chinese and i dont care about what religion.
it would be hard since my ex moved to China but it would be worth it.
#26
Dude. Whatever you do, they'll still love you.


At least your parents. Your grandparents and aunts may hate you with fervor if you do bring home a black satanist and say you just got engaged. But if she's good in bed, then that's all you'll care about anyway so...choose wisely, young Padawan!
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#28
my mom says she dosnt care, but secretly, i think shed be kinda annoyed if i dated a black chick
#29
My mother has accepted the fact that i will die a virgin.
#30
She probably does, but I couldn't give two shits who says I can't see. If I find someone, she has to accept that fact.

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#31
If you've found someone you love, fuck 'em.

Wait, that was badly worded.

What I mean is, if you find someone who truly makes you happy, your family should be happy for you, regardless of trivialities like race. So don't let them tell you who you can and can't date.
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#32
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My parents didn't want me to date a black, asian, hispanic, "damn indian", jew, hindu or godless girl.

Unlucky for them, I managed to find a girl who was all of the above combined and marry her.

Isn't that totally epic!!!


My parents say similar things too...
But aah, i just say right n do what i wanna anyway!!
#33
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My parents are convinced I'm going to marry my best friend.

It's kind of funny because her family think exactly the same.


It wouldn't be like it's never happened before.
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My parents didn't want me to date a black, asian, hispanic, "damn indian", jew, hindu or godless girl.

Unlucky for them, I managed to find a girl who was all of the above combined and marry her.


hindu and godless at the same time?
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#36
I don't give a **** if they care, they don't have to spend the rest of their lives with her...
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#37
I'm sure my mother's ideal choice of partner for me is pretty much the opposite of what I usually go for.
#39
Yes, my parents have arranged for me to marry a girl that I have never met before for 12 sacks of chickpeas.

What an 8th birthday that was.
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#40
My parents don't care, as long as my partner is female. Even if they wanted my to be with someone with various traits, I wouldn't care.
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