#2
awesome
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#4
Hahaha.
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Can I get yo beautiful ass numba?
#6
bahahahaha that just made my morning! that's the funniest story nontheless
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Just remember, you can't spell "Ugly" without "UG"


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nasstyman you are full of win in the same way tobacco companies are full of ****
#8
Quote by fives+sevens
what's 'patron?'



It is a very expensive tequila, over in the states.
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#9
Quote by fives+sevens
that's ace

but i'm british...

what's 'patron?'


great tequila
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#11


Are there contact details? I'm going to reply to her.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#13
That guy is amazing

I'm at school and made my friend Hannah read and she said if I ever become like that guy shes gonna' throw me into a dumpster )
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I swallowed a quarter when I was 5. My mom had to find it in my poop the next day.

#18
Quote by ADCME
I just beat you to it


lol i just saw that, i didnt feel like fixing it. its to early in the morning to do anything.
#20
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Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#21
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HAHAHAHAHA
man i hope thats real!
lol no.

but a funny pair of rants, just the same.
very possible both were written by the same user.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.