#1
so, heres the arrangement.

my friend (girl) is haveing her little birthday get-together tomorrow. the invitees are me, her boyfriend, and two of her close friends of which i am vaguely aquainted with one of them. The one that i do know, doesnt like me very much, and i have a feeling the other one will have a similar outlook towards me.

how do i keep myself sane. i dont want to go bug the shit out of everyone, but thats my nature.


after thinking about it, how do i bring forth group sex?
#4
Arrive drunk and gagged.
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#5
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Get Out.


on topic- Just go and have a good time man, who cares what they think.
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#6
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Arrive drunk and gagged.



This but with your pants already around your ankles.

Also, I hear that heroin helps with this kind of thing. Heroin injected straight into the testes, that is.
#8
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Get Out.


on topic- Just go and have a good time man, who cares what they think.


You're the same age as me as in UG years. Actually, I register April Fool's Day.


On topic - get some booze, that'll liven up the party. Or group video games.
Last edited by Kurt-Corgan at Sep 26, 2008,
#10
After a brief awkward silence, say with enthusiasm:

"So........anyone up for some GROUP SEX??"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
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After a brief awkward silence, say with enthusiasm:

"So........anyone up for some GROUP SEX??"



lol
I'm so saying that at a party tomorrow!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#15
Don't go? That's probably the best way to avoid any awkward situations...or arrive naked with sacks of goon.
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#16
Quote by Kurt-Corgan
You're the same age as me as in UG years. Actually, I register April Fool's Day.


On topic - get some booze, that'll liven up the party. Or group video games.


Do it!

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That'll get them started for any GROUP-related activities you might have in mind
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#17
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Arrive drunk and gagged.



not just any gag, use a ball gag!!!!!

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#18
just make it clear when you arrive....''I love you, you love me, we are all a great familly....
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