Poll: Rhino VS Hippo
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Rhino
41 51%
Hippo
40 49%
Voters: 81.
#1
So pit who do you think would win? i say rhino, they have a freakin horn!

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Hippo, they have a board game made in their honour.

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hippos are hungry hungry so they would eat the rhino
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#5
Wasn't there a TV show on animal planet or something where they built robot animals and then tested them to see who would win?
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#6
Personally I'd prefer a rap battle between them. The rhymenocesaurs versus the hiphopototamus.
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#7
you should be asking who would win in a musical duel? the hiphopapotamus or the rhymenoserous
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#8
My friends and I were actually discussing this very topic last night.

Talk about coincidence.
#9
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you should be asking who would win in a musical duel? the hiphopapotamus or the rhymenoserous

HA!

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#10
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Personally I'd prefer a rap battle between them. The rhymenocesaurs versus the hiphopototamus.


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Fine... but only one I've already taken a bite of

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Fine... but only one I've already taken a bite of





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Personally I'd prefer a rap battle between them. The rhymenocesaurs versus the hiphopototamus.

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you should be asking who would win in a musical duel? the hiphopapotamus or the rhymenoserous


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#14
Hippos! They're the most dangerous animal on the planet if provoked. A Rhino doesn't stand a chance.

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Hippopotamuses are very violent-tempered animals. Adult hippos are hostile toward crocodiles, which often live in the same pools and rivers as hippos. This is especially so when hippo calves are around. Hippos are very aggressive towards humans, and it is often claimed that hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa[41]; however, according to Smithsonian Magazine, while the animal is very dangerous, reliable statistics for this are unavailable.[29][dubious – discuss]

Hippos attack humans and boats.[42] Steve Irwin, who used to toy with crocodiles for fun, considered a five-minute sequence crossing a river filled with hippos to be the most dangerous thing he ever filmed.[43] The Discovery Channel recently broadcast footage of a hippo eating a wildebeest. The hippo first pushed two crocodiles out of its way with its gigantic snout to get to the wildebeest; the crocodiles put up no resistance at all. A park ranger in Africa recently sprinted over a hundred yards to survive a hippo attack. [44]

To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over the greatest possible area.[45] Hippos also urinate backwards (are retromingent), likely for the same reason.[46]

Hippos rarely kill each other, even in territorial challenges. Usually a territorial bull and a challenging bachelor will stop fighting when it is clear that one hippo is stronger. When hippos become overpopulated, or when a habitat starts to shrink, bulls will sometimes attempt to kill infants; sometimes female hippos will kill the bulls to protect their infants, but neither behavior is common under normal conditions.[40] Hippos have been accused of occasional cannibalism but without proof.[47]
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#15
i say hipps, they can get pretty damn agressive
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#16
The Rhino has a ****ing dildo on his face, pretty badass.
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#17
hippos because they have a cooler name. it's as simple as that
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There's no way a Rhino would win.
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#20
Rhino has a horn...

But hippo has a more powerful bite...

But i think it'ld be the rhino. They're naturally more aggressive animals while hippos are generally calmer...
#21
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Rhino has a horn...

But hippo has a more powerful bite...

But i think it'ld be the rhino. They're naturally more aggressive animals while hippos are generally calmer...


I wouldn't say Hippos are calmer. They kill more humans than any other animals and the Rhino's horn is actually quite blunt.

Google Rhino V. Hippo - the majority will say Hippo. Hippo must defeat Rhino in the poll! . Contrary to popular belief, the Hippo is greatly feared that most animals leave it alone. They are known to eat (yes, I said eat) wilderbeast that even the crocodiles are scared of them.
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#22
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HA!

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Thats awesome!!!!!
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I wouldn't say Hippos are calmer. They kill more humans than any other animals and the Rhino's horn is actually quite blunt.

People get attacked by hippos more cuz they think they're cute calm animals while they're still wild animals.
People know rhino's are dangerous (they even look bloody dangerous with their horn) and so they don't go near rhinos.

Hence less people getting attacked by rhino's by hippos....


But then hippos are bigger and more massive than rhinos. They even have a stronger bite.
But then rhino's body is pretty armored and even though that horn is blunt, it can do some serious damage!!!


Oh a sidenote, a primitive rhino horn i saw in the natural history museum in london:

It was pretty ****ing bit (more than a meter long), wouldn't even fit in the frame!
Imagine getting chased by this guy!!!
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#23
Quote by Harmonius
I wouldn't say Hippos are calmer. They kill more humans than any other animals and the Rhino's horn is actually quite blunt.

Hippos are badass, but there's a video of one in the wild saving some little wild animal from a croc. Still, a hippo would kick a rhinos ass.
#24
I'm convinced that everyone who chose, "Rhino" is wrong.

Hippo's! can open it's mouth four feet wide.
A Hippo's! teeth can grow as long as 28 inches.
A Hippo! can way up to 3.5 tons.
A Hippo! can grow up to 5 foot 6 inches tall.
A Hippo! can run up to 18mph.
A Hippo! is capable of biting a 10-foot crocadile in two.
A Hippo! has 2 inch thick hide.

I demand that everyone make their Hippos! big because it's blasphemy that Rhino should beat the Hippos! in the polls because it's not true!!!
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I'm convinced that everyone who chose, "Rhino" is wrong.

A hippo can open it's mouth four feet wide.
A hippo's teeth can grow as long as 28 inches.
A hippo can way up to 3.5 tons.
A hippo can grow up to 5 foot 6 inches tall.
A hippo can run up to 18mph.
A hippo is capable of biting a 10-foot crocadile in two.
A hippo has 2 inch thick hide.

alrite, then probably a hippo would win...
Though the crocodile is the animal with the most powerful bite. A big adult can bite with a force of more than 2000lbs/sq inch!!!
#27
Quote by af_the_fragile
alrite, then probably a hippo would win...
Though the crocodile is the animal with the most powerful bite. A big adult can bite with a force of more than 2000lbs/sq inch!!!


Are you sure? I heard that the Hippos! had the strongest bite.

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The hippo, found today throughout sub-Saharan Africa, is considered by many experts, explorers and Africans to be the most dangerous animal in Africa (not counting the mosquito). Crocodiles and cape buffaloes are badasses, too, but nobody seems to have kept an actual body count for any of these species and they don't have belts to notch. They've all killed way more people than Africa's lions have. (A few rogue tigers have killed a lot of people too, but they live in India, not Africa.) The hippo is extremely aggressive, unpredictable and unafraid of humans, upsetting boats sometimes without provocation and chomping the occupants with its huge canine teeth and sharp incisors. Most human deaths occur when the victim gets between the hippo and deep water or between a mother and her calf. I've read descriptions of their ground-rumbling charges--bellowing loudly, swinging their heads like giant sledgehammers, the massive open mouth with slashing teeth and I'm thinking, "This little safari is taking a bit of a bad turn, Elliot."


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#28
Which would be a better nickname for someone(or their penis)?

Rhino, by far. All arguments should be settled like this.
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Which would be a better nickname for someone(or their penis)?

Rhino, by far. All arguments should be settled like this.


No, no and No!

Hippos! would absolutely kill a Rhino. I'm sure! I have to make sure that Hippos! beats Rhino in the poll because it's upsetting me.
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#31
Any Hippo would thrash a Rhino of comparable size. Hippo's are deseptivley dangerous. There violence towards anything thats not another Hippo, there weight, huge gaping mouths and jut overall tank like build would be to much for a Rhino. Horns are just for show anyway. Look at Unicorns. :P

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I've seen many animal documentaries on the Hippos!. They truly are the most dangerous animals in the world. I realise that I'm making myself heard pretty loudly but I just can't take it that people think otherwise. It's like people agreeing that 1+1=3 rather than 2.

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#33
Hippos dude, they're effing scary. I went to the zoo over the summer and these two hippos looked like they were fighting. I don't care if it was actually a play thing or whatever, it was terrifying.
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#36
I don't know who would win...I just know hippos are just about the meanest mother****ers out there.
#37
i think it depends on the location of the battle.


hippo would win in water.
rhino would win on land.
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That would be a good fight, but I'ma go with the Rhino as well.
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