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#1
is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out
#2
Rub it off faggot.
Also, your friend has aids, he will probably cum blood in a few days, if he does tell him to rub some icyhot.
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#3
Its totally normal


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#4
Uhh, no its fine if you don't. As long as he can still get it up hes fine id imagine.
#6
wow
your friend pays WAAAY too much attention to his penis.
seriously.
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#8
i get it EVERY day mate

but that might be coz i fap every night
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#9
What are you doing to him in his sleep?
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#10
Another 'my friend...' thread huh?

Well, no it's probably not a bad sign.

Unless he doesn't get morning wood because his dick's fallen off.

That'd be bad.

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#11
lol what a dickhead! of course its fine.. I dont get it every morning.. as long his penis works when yanking it, he'll be fine!
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#12
i made a joke about woody allen once...it's really lame. here's how it goes.

what does woody allen's dad say to him when he gets up for breakfast?
"Mornin' wood!"


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is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out

...
am i only one that saw this bit?
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#21
Holy shit man get it checked out quick! It is most probably aids, seriously i feel bad for your friend.
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#22
Quote by superfaligous
is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out

Rub his nipples in his sleep then, if you really want to help.
#23
Getting wood when your asleep/ half asleep is one of lifes biggest inconveniences.

Once i was sick with the flu or something, and i was lying on the living room sofa when out of nowhere my rock hard penis came tearing through my underpants, i had to turn around as quick as a shot to hide the embarrasment of my family members getting a good glimpse of my trouble.
#24
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I get morning wood a lot and I usually have to push it down manually and then walk around my room until it wears off.


Ah, none of that automatic wang-restrictor crap for you either?

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#25
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Rub it off faggot.
Also, your friend has aids, he will probably cum blood in a few days, if he does tell him to rub some icyhot.

Saying things like that will get you reported if you aren't careful.
On topic, yes it's quite normal, nothing to worry about
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#26
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is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
some people do, some don't. no such thing as "normal" for this.


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is it some sign of something bad?
nnnope.


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my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out
tell him to stop worrying.
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On topic, yes it's quite normal, nothing to worry about

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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#30
Yes it is. What you don't know is that he's been up for hours doing the laundry and other menial morning jobs.
#31
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Holy shit man get it checked out quick! It is most probably aids, seriously i feel bad for your friend.

aids is fine, all you have to watch out for is SUPERAIDS
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#32
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Once i was sick with the flu or something, and i was lying on the living room sofa when out of nowhere my rock hard penis came tearing through my underpants, i had to turn around as quick as a shot to hide the embarrasment of my family members getting a good glimpse of my trouble.

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am i only one that saw this bit?


Yes.

Nobody talked about it.
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#34
Quote by superfaligous
is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out


... Well that's a lie.

Edit - Like the other guy said. Just get 'your friend' to rub it off, if/when he Cums Blooooooood, take pictures, post them here. My weekend is looking to be pretty ****ing boring and it might spice it up a bit.
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#35
Quote by superfaligous
is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out



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#36
Stop talking to your friends about their penises.

And as for your problem, it's not a problem. At all. In the slightest. Like, how could you possibly think that was a problem?
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#37
people with a healthy sex life (erotic dreams are enough) and a good sleep have them. nothing to worry about if you don't


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#38
I'm normally too tired in the morning to realize if I do or not. When I do, I just wait for it to go down lol.
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#40
i made a joke about woody allen once...it's really lame. here's how it goes.

what does woody allen's dad say to him when he gets up for breakfast?
"Mornin' wood!"


lolololol......


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Originally Posted by superfaligous
is it normal if you dont get 1 in the morning?
is it some sign of something bad?
my friend has been really worried about not getting morning wood and i really want to help him out

...
am i only one that saw this bit?


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