#1
ask a girl if she likes rape...if she says no..like she most likely will

say "thats why they call it rape"

its a win win right?

i forgot to say that no matter how the joke ends you have violent sex with the person


...i thought it was funny...
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#3
Ahahahaha..ha
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#6
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really?

im putting my flame shield on just in case

i thought it was funny..cause i said it to this chick...it was funny...yeah
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#9
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really?

im putting my flame shield on just in case

i thought it was funny..cause i said it to this chick...it was funny...yeah


No, not really.


HAHAHAHA?!
#11
This is even better.

Me: Dude you wanna have sex?
Friend: WTF? NO I don't want to have sex with you!
Me: I didn't say with me! That's called selective hearing. You heard I wanted to have sex with you. FAGGOT.
Friend: ....

I tried this on every one of my friend. Funny day.
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#12
no dude
you're supposed to ask a girl if shes single, if she says no you reply with "do you wanna be?"
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#13
Funnier is a beer cald Less, because when your doctor says to drink Less.
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#15
lol...i like the selective hearing joke lazylatino
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#16
what??? I don't get it
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#17
from your posts over the past couple of days i think i would get along with you man
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#18
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no dude
you're supposed to ask a girl if shes single, if she says know you reply with "do you wanna be?"


You've got to be shittin' me?! Who spells "no" incorrectly? Incorrectly... but the word's homonym... with a silent "k" no less... I'm... He fried my brain. I can't think!
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You've got to be shittin' me?! Who spells "no" incorrectly? Incorrectly... but the word's homonym... with a silent "k" no less... I'm... He fried my brain. I can't think!



haha bro, sorry , i'm trying to get ready to leave so i wasn't paying much attention
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#20
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from your posts over the past couple of days i think i would get along with you man



for real?

haha thanks man
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#21
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This is even better.

Me: Dude you wanna have sex?
Friend: WTF? NO I don't want to have sex with you!
Me: I didn't say with me! That's called selective hearing. You heard I wanted to have sex with you. FAGGOT.
Friend: ....

I tried this on every one of my friend. Funny day.




me=trying that.
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#22
You are a ****ing comedian. hahahaha!!!! Oh, I would totally sig you but I'm too tired. Goodnight.
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#23
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for real?

haha thanks man

Well its obvious that I would get along with you, because you sigged me, and for that simple reason I would be your friend
#24
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hell yes
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#25
I prevented a rape last week.

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By deciding not to go out.
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#26
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I prevented a rape last week.

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By deciding not to go out.






good for you dude
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#28
What if a girl is LOOKING to get raped, would it still be rape, or just a swing in the dark?
#29
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What if a girl is LOOKING to get raped, would it still be rape, or just a swing in the dark?



the point of the joke is..if she answers yes..you have sex

if she answers no..you rape her

haha
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#30
Bahaha!

This was quite so funny I farted so loud my dog just ran out whimpering.
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#31
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actually, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.



/9 people raping
1 being raped
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#32
If you like rape jokes, listen to Anal C*nt.

"You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Just Beat the Shit Out of You" and "I Sent a Thank-You Card to the Guy Who Raped You" are both classics.
#33
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/9 people raping
1 being raped

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#34
lol i love reading my thread
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#35
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actually, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.



I lol'd at this. Not so much at the OP.
#36
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actually, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


Haahah nice.