#1
Ok, my new neighbors are really wierd. At around 6:30AM, I woke up to sirens. My neighbor has climbed up a tree and refused to come down. When they finally get her down, she runs to her house. Now I'm thinking, "God, I'm just dreaming" but then I awoke again to FIREWORKS. She ran home to shoot off fireworks, with cops at her door.

So she got arrested for drug abuse, trespassing on private property (I think), and possession of illeagle fireworks.

What a fun day.
#2
Rape them.
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#9
Really. I think my neighbor is a pedophile, trade ya.
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Rape them with grapes

Yes.. Do this.
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At least you don't live on Lakeview Terrace.
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Rape them with grapes

Scrape them with your rape grapes
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Rape them.

i knew some one would say this

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Grapes are fun!
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Grapes are fun!


fun...
to rape!

it's like this

3 guys walk into a forrest, and they meet a demon witch guy evil dude. So he says come back with something and who ever shows the most things up their butt lives. So the first guy comes back with grapes, he shoves 8 up. The next guy comes back with apples, she shoves 2 up.

Now, as they watch in heaven (or hell) the one guy asks "what did the other guy come back with?" and he says "pineapples"
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lol best first four posts ever. and to be on topic.... uh..... what are we supposed to talk about?


I really don't know. Just thought i'de share this with the pit.
#24
my next door neighbor from my old house got arrested for child porn and sexual abuse of a minor... i lived there from when i was 10 to when i was 13.... as soon as i left he got arrested in teh same child porn ring as spanky the clown lol

and, although you all may think otherwise, i am being serious
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