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So today is the Grand Final in the Australian Football League in the land of Kangaroos and nasal accents

It's Geelong vs Hawthorn, who do you think will win? My tip's on Geelong

You would understand what I'm saying if you are Australian
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#2
Ggeeelloonngg!
Seagulls,the chicken of the ocean.

Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#4
my tips on Adam Cooney coming out from nowhere and winning the GF single-handedly.

im going for the pussycats since i hate hawthorn.
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#5
Kangaroo incest FTL.
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touche sir.
#7
Lies.

Well, what the hell kinda football is this? The good kind? Or the homos in short shorts kind?
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touche sir.
#9
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The homos in shorts kind.

It's not that bad though, if I had to watch a live autopsy, or AFL, I'd still choose AFL.


As tempting as that autopsy is.


I'd do the autopsy. Meh I guess soccer is pretty cool, though I could do with longer shorts.
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touche sir.
#10
it's different to rugby...another name for it is australian rules or 'aerial ping pong'...doodz run and kick a football around a big oval field (about 100m wide and 150m to 180m long)
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#12
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AFL>>>>>>>>>>>Grid Iron.

Dont make me laugh.

F**k, I hate all sports.

This.
#13
Are there actually any rules to AFL? I have watched a few games and there were not really any rules I could discern short of not carrying weapons onto the field.
#15
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It isn't soccer!

Google Australian Rules Football.

I haven't even been following it over here, but I remember meeting the richmond tigers.

I think that's the name...
#16
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Are there actually any rules to AFL? I have watched a few games and there were not really any rules I could discern short of not carrying weapons onto the field.


No, thats allowed.
#17
Quote by soulflyV
It isn't soccer!

Google Australian Rules Football.


Well, stop confusing everyone ****ing lives and just do kangaroo tossing like you should be you inbred island scum.

*ps: Joking, well YOU are not scum *
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touche sir.
#19
I have a $200 bet with a guy at work that Geelong will win. With the money I win I'll by new shoes and wear those shoes to work everyday. To remind him of what a dickhead he is.
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Are there actually any rules to AFL? I have watched a few games and there were not really any rules I could discern short of not carrying weapons onto the field.

Thats probably because most of the time the umpires have their heads up their ass.

But there are rules
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I don't care. Truthfully. My father and I are on the couch making bets on the races while we plan for tonights Liverpool V. Everton game which we have a 5$ bet on.

Liverpool 4 d. Everton 1.

The game shall be epic. Scotch abounds.
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#23
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I don't care. Truthfully. My father and I are on the couch making bets on the races while we plan for tonights Liverpool V. Everton game which we have a 5$ bet on.

Liverpool 4 d. Everton 1.

The game shall be epic. Scotch abounds.

Well, I don't care.

If you don't care bout this, don't post and don't use it as an excuse to brag about your plans and bets
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#24
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Well, I don't care.

If you don't care bout this, don't post and don't use it as an excuse to brag about your plans and bets


But i'm bored

And we are kind of watching it.

My brothers an avid geelong supporter so I'm going for them (subconsciously).
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#25
geelong are a bunch of women man. im surprised they didn't show up in skirts



Sanity is not statistical
#26
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But i'm bored

And we are kind of watching it.

My brothers an avid geelong supporter so I'm going for them (subconsciously).

Same, my bro goes for Geelong, so I just got the tv on behind me, even though I go for Collingwood
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#27
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Same, my bro goes for Geelong, so I just got the tv on behind me, even though I go for Collingwood


your also a Pies fan? I think I love you



Sanity is not statistical
#28
PORT POWER!

Well, when i'm followign the football.
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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#29
I don't care.
Demons failed this year, so I lost interest after like...Round 2 or something.

Damn them and their mediocrity.
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#30
Goes with the territory *looks at the sky and whistles while I walke away*
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
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I don't care.
Demons failed this year, so I lost interest after like...Round 2 or something.

Damn them and their mediocrity.


haha, true. gotta love the eternal optimism of the demon supporter though. Where are they gunna finish next year? (Usual answer) "We're gunna be the 09 Premiers!!"



Sanity is not statistical
#32
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I don't care. Truthfully. My father and I are on the couch making bets on the races while we plan for tonights Liverpool V. Everton game which we have a 5$ bet on.

Liverpool 4 d. Everton 1.

The game shall be epic. Scotch abounds.


those 0 - 0 draws get me excited when i watch the soccer on tv.
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#33
Quote by elekguit
Well, stop confusing everyone ****ing lives and just do kangaroo tossing like you should be you inbred island scum.

*ps: Joking, well YOU are not scum *

We cant anymore, Kangaroos are a protected species, so now in a bid to kill two birds with one stone, we're simultaneously protecting kangaroos by not tossing them, and fixing the aging population of Australia by playing "Throw the old witch" instead.
Besides Kangaroos fight back, whereas elderly people's bones are easily broken.
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We cant anymore, Kangaroos are a protected species, so now in a bid to kill two birds with one stone, we're simultaneously protecting kangaroos by not tossing them, and fixing the aging population of Australia by playing "Throw the old witch" instead.
Besides Kangaroos fight back, whereas elderly people's bones are easily broken.


They're protected... so my plans to go spotlighting tonight are illegal :|

Bronte's gonna be pissed...
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#35
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those 0 - 0 draws get me excited when i watch the soccer on tv.


Me too

but 200$ for a 4-1 game with Liverpool winning is TOTALLY worth a whitewash
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
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I have a $200 bet with a guy at work that Geelong will win. With the money I win I'll by new shoes and wear those shoes to work everyday. To remind him of what a dickhead he is.


Things dont look good for you then.
#38
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Things dont look good for you then.


Yeah that guys going to buy a shirt with that post on it and wear it to work every day to remind Rhythm dude of how much a dickhead HE is.

Irony. F. T. W.
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Damn Auals, you're messed up. :P


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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#39
Rhythm_Guitar just lost 200 bucks :P


Geez Campbell played well.
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I have a $200 bet with a guy at work that Geelong will win. With the money I win I'll by new shoes and wear those shoes to work everyday. To remind him of what a dickhead he is.




Edit: laughing at you not with you
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