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#1
Oi

So yesterday i was out with some friends, 3 guys a girl and myself, and we were at the mall. Well the girl had to leave to go to work, so she left all 4 of us at the mall, and you only know something bad can happen when four 16-17 year old guys are at the mall by themselves.

We decided to get up and walk around a bit because we just finished eating, and me and one of my buddies decided to kick my other friends shoes, so we were just messing around having some laughs then he said *Next guy to kick my shoes gets a noogie*.So the fourth guy who wasn't doing anything decided to kick his shoes and my buddy gave him a noogie.

My friend gave him a 5 second noogie, stopped, the mall cop walked up to us and said "Can you 4 come with me please?".

Well we walk down to their crappy little office and they give all four of us 3 year bans to the mall. We didn't endanger anybody, we didn't steal, we didn't kill, but we still got banned. I could see getting banned for maybe 3 months, but 3 years seems rediculous.

tl;dr I went to the mall with buddies, a noogie was given, banned for 3 years from the mall.

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#4
3 year ban haha

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#5
Sounds like you and your friends act like children in public places. And you're not really banned, if you go back they won't notice.
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Ball your hand into a fist and rub it on some ones head. It burns cause of friction.
#7
That seems a tad unfair
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#9
Hey i think your friday was just ice cool.
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#10
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Sounds like you and your friends act like children in public places. And you're not really banned, if you go back they won't notice.



Prolly not, but they are still assholes. The ones we have at our mall think they actually provide a service when they just act like assholes.
#11
Malls are private property, they can ban you for whatever they want. Don't act like idiots and you won't get banned.
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La Fours I can't believe, a 3 year ban...

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#14
did they take pictures ?
or else you could just come back when there is another cop
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Ball your hand into a fist and rub it on some ones head. It just burn cause of friction.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH! I thought u meant a BJ. But that! If it was me up be up the managers ass about it.

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#17
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did they take pictures ?
or else you could just come back when there is another cop




Nope, no pics.

One of my friends moms threatened to call the cops on the rent-a-cops, and told us not to sign anything or let them take our pictures.
#18
What you should understand about the 3 year ban is they're trying to tell you not to come back until you can act like adults.

One of my friends moms threatened to call the cops on the rent-a-cops, and told us not to sign anything or let them take our pictures.


What are the cops gonna do? You were on private property, you must adhere to their rules. If she called the cops they would have laughed at her.
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#19
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Hey i think your friday was just ice cool.

haha, had to double check there to make sure it wasnt the ice cool guy.... kinda wish it was...
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#20
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What you should understand about the 3 year ban is they're trying to tell you not to come back until you can act like adults.



Basically yes. We understand that we weere acting like idiots, and i'm not saying that they shouldn't have taken action against us, i'm just wondering why we got banned for 3 years. A few months to a year seem a bit more resonable, but 3 years just sounds rediculous.
#21
lol unlucky mate, maybe you should speak to the manager bout that. But only if the same security cop gives you shit. My friend got banned for jumping from the 1st to ground floor but he still walks in without getting any hassle.
#22
Hell I've been banned from entire countries before.
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crappy little office


they can't possibly ban people from that.
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#24
I wasn't there so I don't know fur sure but I'm willing to bet it was metaphorical.
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#25
i never understood these bans from public places.

wear a long coat, hat and specs and you're sorted. it's not like they scan your fingerprints or some shit.
#26
Well that sucks. Go and compain?

I went to a concert lsat night, and didn't get banned from anything
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#27
Haha banned from the mall..
Also when me and my mates went out yesterday we tried to steal a tree.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#28
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I wasn't there so I don't know fur sure but I'm willing to bet it was metaphorical.



Possibly. The cop who caught us probably saw something different, maybe he felt threatened because there was four of us, one of him, who knows.

But the guy who interviewed us was doing a terrible job at the whole "good cop bad cop" thing.
#29
I'd like to reiterate to everyone here: a mall is private property, not public.
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#30
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Hell I've been banned from entire countries before.
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#31
They may be rent-a-cops, but its their job and what they get paid for. If anything calling the "real" cops is going to make it worse, as they will support mall security. I can certainely understand them banning children who with no adult supervision have nothing better to do then hang out and act stupid.
#32
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I'd like to reiterate to everyone here: a mall is private property, not public.

private property which serves no purpose if it not for the public.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#34
Even the mall cop told us it was public property and made us define the word public.
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Haha banned from the mall..
Also when me and my mates went out yesterday we tried to steal a tree.

You has my attention. How the fuck do you steal a tree?
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#39
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Even the mall cop told us it was public property and made us define the word public.


Exactly what mall is it? It's possible the rent-a-cop doesn't know wtf he's talking about.

I've never seen a mall that was public property.
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#40
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You has my attention. How the fuck do you steal a tree?

It was quita a small tree and someone had just cut it down, we didnt get too far with it, we couldnt be bothered to carry it lol
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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