Page 1 of 4
#1
searchbar-ed
obviously...

so yeah title says it all.

I made someone believe that since his chest wasn't hairy he was severely lacking in testosterone, so his balls werent functioning, so he should see a doctor.

I convinced the same guy that a teacher from my school was in a porno called dexter...

so yeah your stories?
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#2
santa
tooth fairy
Twitter: ScottWotton
Tumblr: ScottWotton
YouTube: ScottWotton

3DS FC: 5043-1553-4655
Friend Safari: Rock type with Boldore, Pupitar and Barbaracle.

Wants his username as ScottWotton. >.>
#4
I convinced my best mate that one of his close female friends has malaria, despite her not leaving the country. I'm glad he never asked her about that.

EDIT

I did tell him she didn't after 5-10 minutes.
Last edited by dandadog at Sep 27, 2008,
#5
That she was drinking water. I just wished I could've seen the look on her face when she woke up!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
That cows' udders glow in the dark when they're full...
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

Quote by Minkaro
Falkirk is the home of runners up.

Check out my Tunes
#7
I convinced a girl that landsharks exist and that they ate my pregnant older sister. My friends and i also convinced said girl that her finger was broken because she cracked it too much.
#8
I was on a coach last week, and there was this girl in front of me who was thick as horse shit.

She had a box of pringles, and she at some point in her conversation said she was vegitarian, and I said pringles were made out of cows, not potatoes like usual crisps. I chucked in a load of long words to back it up, and managed to completely convince her.

I then finished off my little bit of sadistic fun by going 'nah, they're made out of potatoes, you daft cow'.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#10
I know this really gullable girl.
me and a couple of mates once managed to convince her that giraffes didn't exist, and were only make-believe.
We convinced the same girl a few weeks later that one of the other guys had a badger infestation in his attic. She stopped believing us when we told her that there was a tunnel leading there from the countryside, and that's how they got in.
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#11
you can die by eating dark chocolate with too high of a dark chocolate concentration ahaha
Quote by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Quote by Union Jake
How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#13
i convinced a guy at school that "gulible" meant that you could say "oranges" quickly
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#15
Quote by Chen-min
Convincing people that Jesus Christ existed.




It's completely unarguable that Jesus Christ existed. He turns up in a number of different religions, and he was a preacher who caused the founding of Christianity.

Whether he was a messiah is the question.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#16
Tricked someone into thinking i was near sighted and couldn't see the cinema screen close up. I got seats on the back row four 5 people.
CuSO4

"I don't have an instrument, I don't have a great voice, I just have some nice clothes maybe." paul rutherford
#17
I convinced a guy at school that we were supposed too have four balls, instead of three.

Edit: Typos
Gear:
Ibanez RG3EX1
Squier Strat (Undergoing Black strat relic)
Line 6 Spider III
Sqiuer SP-10

PSN: Thrasher122
Last edited by Bullethead at Sep 27, 2008,
#18
I convinced some guy my name was Ben Dover
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#19
I managed to convince a drunk guy just after he bought a guiness that because guiness is full of iron, if you drink too much you can get heavy metal poisoning. He gave me the pint, lol
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#20
I told this one chick that there was a silent 'F' infront of "Stop" and she believed it until she went and asked the teacher......
Gear:
Electric
Yamaha RGX520
Fender Strat HSS

Acoustic
1952 Martin and Co 00-18.
Yamaha FGX730SCA

Amp
Fender Twin Reverb
Fender Amp FM25 DSP

Pedals
Boss DS-1
#21
I convinced a group of around 15 people that I was color blind, they all started pointing at shit and asking me what color it was.

There is this one stupid chick in my economics class and the class convinced her that you could get pieces of silver from a silverback gorilla.

And that Duck tape was made from duck bladders and eyeballs.
#22
Quote by Bullethead
I convinced a guy at school that we were supposed too have for balls, iunstead of three.


wait, you have three balls?

FREAK!!!!!
Quote by griffRG7321
become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

Quote by Flying Couch
Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#23
that whales orbit jupiter
There is more than one thing i have to say...
#24
I was playing poker yesterday and said to someone that the 2 of clubs has never came up in a game of poker and he said "Eh!?!? Oh aye coz there isn't one..." I just give him the old WTF look.
#25
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
I convinced some guy my name was Ben Dover


wouldn't really take much, would it?

him : hi what's your name?
you : Ben Dover (s******)
Him : oh pleased to meet you

edit: thats supposed to say sni gger without the space, really what is the pit coming to?
#26
Quote by metaldud536
I made some of my friends believe that I got erections from petting a cat. In reality, I merely enjoyed petting the cat.


So. Very. Funny.
#27
So we have this planner thing at school so on friday we had a pep rally and we had to get the planner signed by our parents if we wanted to go. So I told my friend that the reason we had to get it signed was because Ronnie James Dio was coming to our school to pump up the football team for the game that night.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


Last edited by maidenrulz19 at Sep 27, 2008,
#28
That i had a pink electric eel called Phlegm living in my garage.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
i guess this counts, there was this girl in my school and every day i managed to convince her that she owed me a sausage roll and so every day i got myself a free greggs sausage roll


i don't feel the least bit bad about it
Sig space available, give me some praise
#30
That Zakk Wylde died of kidney failure.
"On this life that we call home
The years go fast
and the days go so slow...

the days go so slow
."
#31
I convinced someone that lettuce was proven to be unhealthy. Use the word 'proven' or 'scientists' and they'll believe you.

Quote by rabidguitarist


It's completely unarguable that Jesus Christ existed. He turns up in a number of different religions, and he was a preacher who caused the founding of Christianity.

Whether he was a messiah is the question.


No actually, his very existence is debatable.

Quote by yeoman125


edit: thats supposed to say sni gger without the space, really what is the pit coming to?


Snigger. I see no problem
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#32
I told my friend that if she swallowed her chewing gum it would wrap itself around her heart and give her a heart attack.

My friend convinced me that she'd swallowed a marble that I dared her to swallow. She carried it around inside her mouth for like an hour.
#33
Quote by rabidguitarist


It's completely unarguable that Jesus Christ existed. He turns up in a number of different religions, and he was a preacher who caused the founding of Christianity.

Whether he was a messiah is the question.

This.
I shall keep it for whenever it is necessary.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#34
That I live in north eastern Kentucky and drive 3 hours every day to go to school in West Virginia.
This was in my Advanced Biology class.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

Please, recommend me any bands or artists of any genre or medium. Paintings, poets, writers, books, paintings, songs, musicians.

Anything, anything at all. Please.
#35
Quote by Sonny_sam
wait, you have three balls?

FREAK!!!!!

I thought everyone did
Gear:
Ibanez RG3EX1
Squier Strat (Undergoing Black strat relic)
Line 6 Spider III
Sqiuer SP-10

PSN: Thrasher122
#36
I convinced my cousin that there's such things as 'fire shops' where you can buy little packets of fire . He was about 11 at the time.
#37
Quote by el-ECTRO
That i had a pink electric eel called Phlegm living in my garage.


would surprise me if u did

on topic: me and my cuz convinced his bro that he was missing 2 toes on each foot because he dropped his bottle on them
Twitter: ScottWotton
Tumblr: ScottWotton
YouTube: ScottWotton

3DS FC: 5043-1553-4655
Friend Safari: Rock type with Boldore, Pupitar and Barbaracle.

Wants his username as ScottWotton. >.>
#38
Quote by JamesDouglas
I convinced someone that lettuce was proven to be unhealthy. Use the word 'proven' or 'scientists' and they'll believe you.


No actually, his very existence is debatable.


Snigger. I see no problem

Jesus DID exist. You can not say he did not exist any more than you can say that me or you does not exist. He was real. Do I think he was the son of a god? No. But he was a real person.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

Please, recommend me any bands or artists of any genre or medium. Paintings, poets, writers, books, paintings, songs, musicians.

Anything, anything at all. Please.
#39
Quote by Bullethead
I thought everyone did

to be honest, i think its weird if anyone has any less than 3
Sig space available, give me some praise
#40
Well me and my brother were walking down the street and all the houses has back doors with panels on wood on them. Well one house didnt, it was just the metal frame. My brother was like "Hey look there's no wood on that one!" I said "Are you crazy, theres still wood on it. Look they just repainted it". He kept argueing with me about it and by the time we got to the park like a minute later, i had him convinced that there was wood on the door.

Then a week later they put the wood back on the door and i was like "Hey, they removed the wood from the door!".

I dont think he's been the same ever since.
Page 1 of 4