#1
I just remembered, oh yeah, one year and a day ago I was huddled in a classroom thinking I might die and instead of panicking I came here to tell you guys about it.

Full story here: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680260&page=1&pp=40

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The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

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#2
I don't c--

Damn.
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#4
a true pit monkey posts a thread in the pit rather than finds a way out of a potentially life threratening situation. well done sir.
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#5
Your username is the same as a substitute teacher at my school. He's pretty cool. He likes sweater vests.
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#6
lol i like how ur all like "o shit i might die i gotta tell the pit"
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#7
congratulations?? what am I supposed to say?
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#9
Congrats on not dying.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#10
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#12
so you haven't had a final destination like experience where everyone who survives an arbitrary ordeal is subsequently killed off?
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#15
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a true pit monkey posts a thread in the pit rather than finds a way out of a potentially life threratening situation. well done sir.


+1 that thread was heroic.
#18
I remember that thread..
Good to see you made it out alive.

We would have all missed you.


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#20
Wow, im just reading thro the actual thread and dude, U R A LEGEND!!!

Instead of freakin out u post on UG...
#21
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a true pit monkey posts a thread in the pit rather than finds a way out of a potentially life threratening situation. well done sir.


Agreed


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#22
You're alive! alive'o!
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#23
i heard it was just one guy. was anyone killed? i dont feel liek reading through 10 pages of posts.
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#24
Dude, how did you post on UG? Phone?

That's epic, what you did.

You are a true Pit monkey.
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#25
It was one deranged student with a muzzle-loading black powder rifle who most likely intended to commit suicide. He'd had back surgery recently and was on some major medication. I don't know what's happened to him since then. Nobody was hurt or killed, the big issue is that as it happened there were reports of multiple gunmen and a hostage situation. I don't know where those reports came from, or where they went- I've never seen them mentioned in news or other chronicles of the event. But at the time there was supposed to be a hostage situation in my building and the ESU was making plans to enter the building tactically.
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Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

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#26
I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. You know why? I don't care.
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#27
^ jinx
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#28
Beaten to it, SYK. Sort of takes the creative edge off of the idea.
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Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

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#30
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wow im reading over the old thread i dont know why i am but I am thanks for giving me something to do today


+1

This is pretty awesome.

And congrats on not dying...?
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