#1
In advance.
The "tl;tr" is below together with the thread question.
Its just a story a friend bugged me to wright here. Do with it what you want.

When i was done Wokking ( you know, chineese stuff ) we sat around outside for a bit to rest. We, me and five other friends ( him to >> CLICKY ), had eaten like savages and it was gooooooooooood.
While resting oustide, 3 14 year olds come to us trying to sell us caps. I was confused by that for a moment because they had none, but said to myself: "whatever." They started to talk complete rubbish. Telling us that were gay, that sort of shijt. they were insulting us one by one. Since we were 16 and were feeling a little sick from the wok, we just let them. When they came to me ( I was the last one) they started making fun about my long hair. I was a bit irritated and said to the "leader" the following: "Come on, you can touch if you want. It won't bite." He did and touched it with a finger then yelled. "Nice isnt it, so soft and smooth. Its the Andrelon, you should try it." I said while looking at him with a big grin. when he biked back, I think the youngest one, began to talk. Or atleast he tried. It was more an exhalation of ah's en uh's, with a word every so often. I said he should articulate better cus i couldn't understand what he was saying. I asked him what it meant. He replied with: "UH aaahhh Uh yes Uhh ah its-"
"Well it aint that, thats for sure." I said. We laughed and they began to feel uncomfortable. One of them called some freinds over who were older, also around 16/17. The problem was, Niels ( or nielsyboy, his UG-name ) knew one of the guys from when he was a kid and knew some thing that that guy didnt want niels to tell the others. He was the first one to leave. Two others I knew from my class, and they knew that you should not mess with me. They also left.
Alone again the guys drove away. To return with a new group of about 20 to 30 guys. To bad someone, dunno who, called the cops. And they walk, almost ran, away.

Tl'tr: I had a wonderfull night how was yours??

Yours truly,
Kami-sama.
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#5
You should have been there, Kami- Sama totally mind raped them ... It was incredibly funny indeed.
#6
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what an uterly pointless story


then why are you in this thread ??
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no.

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#8
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then why are you in this thread ??

how would i know it was pointless if i didnt read it in the first place
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#11
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how would i know it was pointless if i didnt read it in the first place


You know most of the storys like this are pointless. You should know that if your a pit-monkey.
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no.

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#12
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... It's true xD
#13
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#14
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Chavs can't construct a sentence as complex as yours without at least 4 'f*ck's in their somewhere

Let me rephrase it:

****, I am a ****ing chav, **** ****.
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#15
Huh?!
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#16
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Huh?!


what
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no.

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#17
I do similar things to people. People tend to call me gay due to my hair, so I just pretend to hit on them. Haha.
#18
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I do similar things to people. People tend to call me gay due to my hair, so I just pretend to hit on them. Haha.


its fun isnt it
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#19
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what


Huh!? what?
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#20
I have a feeling that the thread is going to get closed. Soon.
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#21
that story was very anti-climatic.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#22
i'm confused, the 14 year olds drove away?
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#23
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Huh!? what?


look at Simsimius' comment.
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no.

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#24
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i'm confused, the 14 year olds drove away?


they had bikes
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#25
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look at Simsimius' comment.


I was kidding, I was trying to make a chain of people going "huh, what?"

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#26
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I was kidding, I was trying to make a chain of people going "huh, what?"




Huh, what?