#1
have you ever tried peeing at a 90 degree angle into the toilet water?

today i put my feet on the edge of the bathtub, my hands on the sink, and let my pee loose.

highly recommended.

im going to regret this when im sober.
#4
What, you mean.. from above, as opposed to... wait..


What?

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#6
haha oh my lawd.

That's awesome.
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#7
Some people have way too much time on their hands. Some others are just freakin weird.
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#8
dude hes drunk haha of course hes a dumbass
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#11
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#12
Man that's impossible.. it would just come straight down and get all over your junk

Unless you had some sort of fan to change the path of the stream
#13
next time i get wasted il definitely try his
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#14
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i once peed out the window whilst drunk : ) in a car , it was moving.....fast.....busy road....daytime......i wasnt drunk.
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#15
Try standing on the bathroom counter and pee in the toilet. And while doing this yell, "FIRE FIRE!!!!" - "DON'T WORRY MARY JANE, I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!".
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#16
Lmfao Epic Win!!!!
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#17
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#22
It depends on your height and the velocity of your piss, but it's possible.
#23
Closest I've gotten is pissing in my buddy's bath tub and some chick fell in it.

I denied it completely of course.
#24
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It depends on your height and the velocity of your piss, but it's possible.

What I do is put one foot on the bath tub edge and other foot on the wall
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#25
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Some people have way too much time on their hands. Some others are just freakin weird.
... and others are the complete package, all of the above and more.
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#26
Some of you don't seem to have the concept down...

He means finding a way so that you can lay, face down, several feet above the toilet, and pee straight down into the bowl, so that it hits the water at a 90 degree angle.
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#27
I love it man. It's like, when you let go of a hose on full blast.
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#28
I occasionally have backed away from the toilet as I peed to see how high I could arc the stream before it started to run out and I had to run forward as not to pee on the floor.
#30
I am kinda confused so i drew a picture... is this what you are talking about?



EDIT: new picture
Last edited by ViperScale at Sep 27, 2008,
#31
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have you ever tried peeing at a 90 degree angle into the toilet water?

today i put my feet on the edge of the bathtub, my hands on the sink, and let my pee loose.

highly recommended.

im going to regret this when im sober.


You sir, are a Idiot
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