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#1
I went into the basement to get my guitar and my dad had porn on. I'm pretty sure he didn't see me and he wasn't jacking off to it, but I feel horrible now. What do you guys think?
#4
I think he saw you AND he was watching porn. I would sleep with a weapon close at hand, were I you.
#6
Grow up?
Everybody masturbates.


On second thought, he may just need to think of something else while he's porking your mum, thus the porn.
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#7
Join him.
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#9
Share your collection with him.
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#15
I never said I didn't masturbate and that it's wrong.

But he's married... I don't know it seemed bad at the time.
#16
Threaten to tell your mom/his wife that he was watching porn. Make him buy you stuff or make threats about long boring talks of how she can't satisfy him sexually anymore.
#18
Get over it and deal with the fact that:
a) Daddy's not perfect
b) Mummy's old and busted up so Daddy's prefers to beat his meat whilst watching a bevy of college students sodomise the pool boy.
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#21
Umm I saw porn on when I walked in to give my Dad a hug goodnight once(didn't realize what was going on at the time) but when I think back on it quite awkward
#25
Well then you have trump card if ever he ends up seeing you wanking.

Everybody wins.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#26
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I never said I didn't masturbate and that it's wrong.

But he's married... I don't know it seemed bad at the time.

Well, it's not like he's cheating your mom. Everyone masturbates, married or not, and with no connection to how happy their marriage is.
It's like playing a PSP even though you own an XBOX360.
I understand how it can feel weird, but it's 100% normal and fine.
Don't confront him or anything. Ignore it.
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#27
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#28
I think that you should have shared this story with a bunch of random people over the interweb, oh wait...

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#29
You can either
A) Blackmail him
2) Join him and let your collection grow
3) lag behind where he cant see you and masturabte.
#30
why don't u start looking at porn? and if he walks in on u then just bring back this moment
#33
Quote by lzcougarz3
I never said I didn't masturbate and that it's wrong.

But he's married... I don't know it seemed bad at the time.


Hey man, at least you didn't walk in on him and your mum ****ing, although not that i ever had...

i really haven't.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#34
I agree with skierinanutshel. I think its time for you to give your old man a talk about sex.
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#39
Watch porn and wank it, and if he catches you and complains about it, tell him he does the same thing and you don't give a shit
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