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#1
Hello UG. 20 year old virgin here. Question for you:

I've gotten several chances to have sex this year, no strings attached. Pure hit it and quit it. The only thing is, I'm not all that attracted to these girls. They could possibly be considered somewhat cute with the right kind of eyes... hefty, though. My friends tell me they're mildly doable... but meh..

Anyway, should I go for it?

I'm no model or anything, but I'm moderately attractive I suppose and in good shape. I have no charisma whatsoever with girls, but I know I could do better. Thing is, if I keep my standards I probably won't get laid for a while, until I get the guts to really try and get into a girls pants.

Should I go for it as "practice"?
And I mean that in the best possible way.
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you speak of these ladies as if they are mere pieces of meat with no other purpose than to be utilized by you as and when you see fit...


yeah go for it mate. every holes a goal.
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#7
yeah dude...or fap in the same room as a girl..
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#8
do it or die
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Indeed.
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#12
Just do it man, it's not going to hurt. And evidently you lack some confidence, so getting layed with help you with that.
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#14
No.

I usually stand by my "vagoo is vagoo" advice, but you've already gone 20 years without sex, you might as well wait a few extra to do it with someone you're actually attracted to.
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Well as long as your married to them, its just fine, but everyone knows you cant have sex before marriage.

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you speak of these ladies as if they are mere pieces of meat with no other purpose than to be utilized by you as and when you see fit...


yeah go for it mate. every holes a goal.




I thought you were going to be all noble there. Then you returned to the land of reason. Hit it, TS.
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No.

I usually stand by my "vagoo is vagoo" advice, but you've already gone 20 years without sex, you might as well wait a few extra to do it with someone you're actually attracted to.


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#23
I'd go with yes. Fat chicks need lovin' too.
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#25
To be honest, I'm quite surprised at you, pit. ****ing fat chicks? Sheesh, I guess you're right.

Unfortunately, my deep seeded trust and vulnerability issues will probably get the better of me, and I'll go on like this forever.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
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To be honest, I'm quite surprised at you, pit. ****ing fat chicks? Sheesh, I guess you're right.

Unfortunately, my deep seeded trust and vulnerability issues will probably get the better of me, and I'll go on like this forever.

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#30
Do them all at once.
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#32
sex feels good, it makes you happy. unless you want to obey the Law of God mumbo jumbo, then i'd say do it. i understand where you are coming from, but again, unless you are living yoru life the christian way, then its not gonna hurt to try....unless you get an std or she has a hampster hiding in there.
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#34
Fape them like they've never been faped before.
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#35
I want to know how you came accross the opportunity.

I think I'm going to have to say no here... I mean, it comes down to whether or not you want to have a memorable moment to cherish forever or just a quick "ok, this will get rid of my virginity quickly". Maybe you want until you find the right girl who you are actually attracted to?

My opinion, anyway. Don't come to the pit with questions like this. You won't really get anything other than ridiculous answers.
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Don't come to the pit with questions like this. You won't really get anything other than ridiculous answers.


This man speaketh the truth. Eth.
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I want to know how you came accross the oppotunity.

I think I'm going to have to say no here... I mean, it comes down to whether or not you want to have a memorable moment to cherish forever or just a quick "ok, this will get rid of my virginity quickly". Maybe you want until you find the right girl who you are actually attracted to?

My opinion, anyway. Don't come to the pit with questions like this. You won't really get anything other than ridiculous answers.

nothing really special... one girl told my friend she really liked me... then she asked me our via myspace twice... i never responded... feel kinda bad. not a total "hit it and quit it" but she's like 4 or 5 years older than me, so I expect it was more of a sex thing... idk.

others: I went to this girl I knows house, smoked weed and drank. girl pretty much told me she wanted to **** me, I said no.

the girl whos house I went to flirts with me all the time and jokingly says she'd **** me, but she's kind of a slut so I'm pretty sure she would.

tmi probably, but you asked.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#39
I'd say yes.
So then, when you do someone with meaning, you aren't completely rubbish.
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#40
Yeah, no worries.

I still think that if you're not attracted to them then it wont hurt if you pass them up. I think you should wait for someone who you would like to lose it to, not just a quick screw.
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