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yea so i was at this ****in cool party there was a band playin and shit got ****in wasted as usual but i fucin met this hot ass girl. she fucin said i was cute and shit so im like lets make out. But shes llike no i wanna make out sober....im like come on shes ****ing kissin me and shit so i ****in do taht ****in shit that turns girls on like im ****in kissin her neck and shit and shes like omfg i ****in love u and im like lets ****in go in the corner and ****in make out hopin to get some ****in pusssy but still shes like no but shes ****in gave me her number and its legit i ****in called her and she answered but wtf?

sooo. PIT WHY THE **** IS THIS BITCH ****IN WIT ME MANN FIUCKCKKC
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#2
No, you didn't...
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#5
damn dude..still drunk? i couldnt really understand any of that...and a lot of cussing...
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#7
...rape?
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#8
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aw mang ****in shoulda got sum ****in pusssy ya kno? tht just ****in sucks.


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TS is retarded.
#9
dude **** u im noot ****in retarded im just ****in pissed off and drunk with no bitch in my bed
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#10
I conclude you must be drunk because your sigs quite contradict your post, unless they were written with a rather large portion of sarcasm.
#11
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yea so i was at this ****in cool party there was a band playin and shit got ****in wasted as usual but i fucin met this hot ass girl. she fucin said i was cute and shit so im like lets make out. But shes llike no i wanna make out sober....im like come on shes ****ing kissin me and shit so i ****in do taht ****in shit that turns girls on like im ****in kissin her neck and shit and shes like omfg i ****in love u and im like lets ****in go in the corner and ****in make out hopin to get some ****in pusssy but still shes like no but shes ****in gave me her number and its legit i ****in called her and she answered but wtf?

sooo. PIT WHY THE **** IS THIS BITCH ****IN WIT ME MANN FIUCKCKKC


and i was like
#12
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#13
Maybe she didn't feel like being raped that night.


Or, more likely, she was on her rags dude.
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#14
OH FUK MAN, U SHUD HAV TOTALY ****IN HITT THA''

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#16
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...rape?



haha! terrible idea dude but def thought this would come sooner from the Pit. maybe she's looking for signs of commitment or maturity? if thats the case then she should pass for those obvious reasons...

again, haha...
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#17
do me a ****in favor and ****in shut the **** up why the **** r u up thiis time of night sober
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#18
bahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


i lol'ed so ****en hard for the mere fact, there are people who actually react this way to a girl saying no.
#19


sorry bro, you just didn't seal the deal.
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#20
Well I think that youp sghoul;d jiufsdt gfqabvcer tehj fwaxct thdat yhoup dfponm't hgsavxre ne balls.
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#21
You don't know a girl. Enjoy your hand.
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#22
Quote by Slashified
dude **** u im noot ****in retarded im just ****in pissed off and drunk with no bitch in my bed

You still got to make out with her, get her number, and it works.

Doesn't sound like a bad night at all.
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#23
Quote by Slashified
do me a ****in favor and ****in shut the **** up why the **** r u up thiis time of night sober



what you gonna do??


your a big tough guy arent you. you just want to get your dick wet dont you?

im so sorry to hear the bad news man.

better luck next time aye?

#24
You're bitching because an attractive girl thought you were cute, made out with when she was drunk but wasn't enough of a ***** to **** you after she gave her real number?

Despite what the media would want you to believe, some girls do have enough self respect to not **** any guy that comes along
#25
Quote by Slashified
yea so i was at this ****in cool party there was a band playin and shit got ****in wasted as usual but i fucin met this hot ass girl. she fucin said i was cute and shit so im like lets make out. But shes llike no i wanna make out sober....im like come on shes ****ing kissin me and shit so i ****in do taht ****in shit that turns girls on like im ****in kissin her neck and shit and shes like omfg i ****in love u and im like lets ****in go in the corner and ****in make out hopin to get some ****in pusssy but still shes like no but shes ****in gave me her number and its legit i ****in called her and she answered but wtf?

sooo. PIT WHY THE **** IS THIS BITCH ****IN WIT ME MANN FIUCKCKKC
oh, i see.
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#26
A discussion of THIS caliber belongs in the relationship thread...
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#27
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oh, i see.



Brilliant

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and joy I can't explain.
#28
TS you are a moron...shut up and go to sleep
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#31
Dude, I toatally know where you're oming from, but I'm pretty sure she wants to buttrape you, or that's what it seems like.

But I've only smoked two grams, I'm not quite sure yet.
#32
I'm n**ot sure I c*an **actually und*erstand what you are saying...

The**re was a girl? And ****?
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....

I'm still n**ot sure I unde**rsta*nd.


****
#34
cough....attention seeking w**ker.........your a absoloute winner mate.
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#35
Yes, judging from your post, It seems like you are a very responsible young man........ I dont see why a girl wouldnt want your drunk ass slobbering all over her........
#37
One day, it will be possible to stab someone in the face over the internet.

*waits*
#38
Quote by Slashified
do me a ****in favor and ****in shut the **** up why the **** r u up thiis time of night sober

There are people on here in different time zones dude.

Maybe she isn't a slut? Just a thought.
#39
Thats fukin like some like fukin crazy fukin shit fukin.....like......fukin.


You sir are a douche.
#40
no.

just no
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