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#1
Guys I need your help. Okay well today at like 3 I'm going on a date with this girl. She has talked about kissing. I have never kissed a girl so I have no idea what I'm doing. Any tips on not being a bad kisser or whatever? I'm nervous as hell.
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#2
Close your eyes, open your mouth and give your tongue some exercise!


Oh and also the Hitch rule.
Don't rush it. Go 90% of the way and wait for her to make the final 10%.
#3
Don't do what my mate's boyfriend did when they first kissed and opened his mouth as wide as the pacific ocean.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
Make sure you use protection.
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#5
Mate, dont worry!
It isn't rocket science, just use reserve and don't be too toungey lol. Go with the flow.
#6
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Don't do what my mate's boyfriend did when they first kissed and opened his mouth as wide as the pacific ocean.


Ok, that is noted lol.
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#7
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Make sure you use protection.


this, you dont want an std, do ya?
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#8
This may be the only serious answer here so.

Its gunna take a LOT of balls for you to make a move. Your gunna be psyching yourself out for sure, but if she's looking back at you it should be clear if she wants to or not. I can't explain it better but just go with the flow, or whatever she's doing.
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this, you dont want an std, do ya?

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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
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#12
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grow a pair?

And make her kiss those instead.
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#13
If you don't know what you're doing, let her do all the work until you figure it out.
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#14
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This may be the only serious answer here so.

Its gunna take a LOT of balls for you to make a move. Your gunna be psyching yourself out for sure, but if she's looking back at you it should be clear if she wants to or not. I can't explain it better but just go with the flow, or whatever she's doing.


Ok, and I'm actually glad there have been like 3 serious answers. I didn't know if I should turn to the pit but I have like 5 hours so you guys are my only option and I'm freaked out as in nervous and excited. Its hard to explain. I just don't wanna look like a moron.
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#17
BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!

Seriously.
In my case, it was actually the girl that let me down .
#18
DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE TONGUE

if it's your first time, just use your lips, nothing else
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#19
I can't exactly tell you what to do, I'm rubbish at the advice thing. Just don't go full on, give her a modest kiss and if she makes something more of it, follow suit.

Actually now as I think of it, I'm lucky my first kiss was a good one. I knew nothing as well, but just went for it.
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#21
try not to worry about it mate, it'll happen naturally like when it does, + you'll know what to do...i cant explain why, you just do =S
but if you get the feeling shes not impressed or w.e, be the first one to say "sorry, im in need of a bit of practice" or something along those lines
sounds cheesy but it'll encourage her to kiss you again

good luck mate =)
#22
Let her chew your lip if she wants to, and don't get too freaked out.

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#25
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grow a pair?


Wait, I'm not backing out of anything so I don't get why I need to grow a pair.
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#26
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DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE TONGUE

if it's your first time, just use your lips, nothing else


this


me and my (now ex) gf just did lips for the 2 months we were 2gether


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#30
also , don't vomit on her
sound stupid but, still true
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#31
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#32
Put your tongue a little way in her mouth and massage her tongue then pull out and let her do it to you.
#34
Do not open your mouth too wide. Don't rush your tongue inside her mouth. Don't place your hands on her butt right away. Don't do the helicopter thing with your tongue. Control your erection.
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#35
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Put your tongue a little way in her mouth and massage her tongue then pull out and let her do it to you.

don't to that for your first time
later you'll do that , but not for now
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#37
dude...don't think about it.
Make it happen as it is....
Don't worry cause then you'll fck it up 100%.
But the most important thing is to go slow...and DUDE!
use your hands, girls love that.
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#38
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don't to that for your first time
later you'll do that , but not for now


yup...you really won't be nervous or tense with a girl you're so accustomed
so she won't be either and the kissing will be spontaneous.

This is the first date?

give her a lift home then peck her on the head...girls like that, it's affectionate and sweet
#39
make sure you put a condom on your tongue or she'll get pregnant
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