#1
So yesterday I went to a job interview, and I found it a lot less scary then I thought, but the reason I'm making this thread is because part of the interview made me chuckle, not out loud of course.

It went something like this:

Chick that was interviewing me: What made you decide you wanted a job
Me: Do you want me to tell you the real reason, or the reason you want to hear?
Chick: The real reason would be nice.
Me: I need a new guitar.

Come to find out, she played guitar AND raised my starting pay from $6.75 to $7.75.
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#2
You should've made fun of her for playing the guitar and being a woman. You could've gotten laid, too.
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#4
Kensai: I have a girlfriend for to do that to.
Cobain_Is_King: Read above.
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#5
^ While cobain_is_king's answer is perfectly legit

edit: sneaky editer
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#6
Isn't $6.75 below the minimum wage? Either that or it will be very soon. I think it also depends on the size of your employer.
#7
Quote by KwikKopy
Isn't $6.75 below the minimum wage? Either that or it will be very soon. I think it also depends on the size of your employer.


Minimum wage is still at $5.75.
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#8
Quote by KwikKopy
Isn't $6.75 below the minimum wage? Either that or it will be very soon. I think it also depends on the size of your member.

Fixed

Congrats on the job man.
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#9
Quote by penguin-pirate
Kensai: I have a girlfriend for to do that to.
Cobain_Is_King: Read above.



since you obviously cant be humored, good for you. hope you enjoy your job, that makes the working experience all the better.

but, in all seriousness, a good 'ole rape (depending on how she took it) would've gotten you at least another $1-$1.50 raise.
#10
LOL I could picture that so perfectly:
The employer glanced at penguin-pirate after reviewing his resume, paused for a moment and proceded to ask, "So what made you decide to get a job?"
Penguin-pirate knowing well that this question could decide his future regarding acquiring this position did no hesitate to answer. He crouched slightly and got close to her face as if to whisper the secret password and said lightly, "I need a new guitar."
Not surprisingly, she wet herself.
#11
Jackel: Nice fix.
metaldud536: That made me laugh, not chuckle, laugh.
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#13
Quote by KwikKopy
Isn't $6.75 below the minimum wage? Either that or it will be very soon. I think it also depends on the size of your employer.


Unlucky for him he's not my employee.
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#16
Quote by penguin-pirate
Little Ceasers, a pizza place.

Ah. I so are you going to be baking? Becuase a while back I thought maybe I could apply there. But that was a WHILE back. What will you be doing?

Btw, sometimes their pizza sucks. One week is good, the next week it looks like sh*t.
#17
You need an interview for that shit nowadays? I thought you were in as long as you had more than 2 limbs.
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#18
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
You need an interview for that shit nowadays? I thought you were in as long as you had more than 2 limbs.


you'd still need to come to the interview so they can see you're not lying about your 2 limbs
#19
Metal: Making pizzas, duh! :P
Cobain: Yeah... I have 3 limbs.
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#20
Quote by seljer
you'd still need to come to the interview so they can see you're not lying about your 2 limbs

Makes sense
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#21
Quote by metaldud536
Ah. I so are you going to be baking? Becuase a while back I thought maybe I could apply there. But that was a WHILE back. What will you be doing?

Btw, sometimes their pizza sucks. One week is good, the next week it looks like sh*t.


Haha you probally got an old one. We're supposed to throw them out if they're older then 30 minutes, but they hardly ever do.
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#22
Quote by penguin-pirate
Minimum wage is still at $5.75.


Holy... It's like, $8.00 or something here in Canada. The dollars are about even now too. Our government takes more though.
#23
Oh you Canadians and your free health care and hockey and penguins and such.
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#24
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Oh you Canadians and your free health care and hockey and penguins and such.

The Penguins are from Pittsburgh.
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#25
I love how minimum wage is 8.50 in Canada MUAHAHHAAHAHA, and with the exchange rate that's virtually the same.

EDIT: Our taxes are lower then average too, people always believe we get taxed more from health care, we technically do, but are taxes are really low, and marginal compared to the US.
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